Hanis Zalikha

Masalah Menipu

2012-01-28T08:03:00.000+08:00

Inilah follow-up entry nak memanjangkan cerita. Kan I was telling you how my lidah tak coordinate dengan niat jahat, jadi dia selalu taknak tolong I dalam situasi yang memerlukan I menipu. Sobs. Sebenarnya bukan lidah saja yang begini. Tangan pon same. Hari tuh teman Liana Khairul pergi gym sebab dia boleh bawak satu guest on weekend. Pastu orang counter tuh suruh lah I isi nombor talipon (supaya dia boleh kacau setiap 3jam nak paksa join membership gym dia). Bisikan hati dah warning-warning, tangannnn, kau better tulis nombor tipu. Tukarkan digit 0 kepada 3, tukarkannnn! Pastu tangan degil oh, sampai bisikan hati jadi jeritan batinku pon dia taknak ikut. Dia tulis juga nombor talipon yang betul. Sigh.

Mama selalu kata "Hish, Hanis nih tak reti nak tipu". Eh merungut plak mak aku nih, bukan ke nilai murni tu? Sebab kalau dia merajuk ngan Daddy dia takleh harapkan I nak komplot sekali. Contohnya, "Nanti cakap je kat Daddy, Mama tengah tidur" "Ha? Nak cakap camner?" "Cakap jelah, ikut jelah ayat tuh" "Tapi Mama tak tidur" "Eh ko ni..."

I don't think my honesty is a problem (eventhough it clearly has not helped me in some situations). Kadang-kadang memang ada niat nak menipu tapi yelah, susah jugak kalau lidah ngan tangan aku nih ni ada mind of its own -_- .

Tapi dah memang jenis yang tak menipu or berselindung-selindung. Walaupun sampai jejaskan kredibiliti sendiri, "Weh kau kat ne" "Jap aku baru nak pakai seluar". Malangnya orang yang terlalu jujur sebenarnya ada satu masalah yang psychologically kita panggil perceptual distortion khususnya 'projection', di mana dia ingat semua orang jujur cam dia. Senang kena tipu.

Kehampaan bila dia kena tipu, tak sama dengan orang lain sebab dia first, dia tak expect. Secondly, dia tak paham. Dia rasa "Why would anybody lieeeeeeee?"

"When you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past.

When you lie, it becomes a part of your future"

Delete Memory Empty Recycle Bin

2012-01-25T07:56:00.000+08:00

Seterjaganya aku dari tidur (barucipta ‘seterjaga’ 3 saat lepas), kepalaku menoleh ke jam di dinding. Oh belumSubuh lagi. Aku coba menahan ngantuk sementara menunggu azan. Ku golek ke kiri,mata ku kuyu. Ku golek ke kanan, syaiton makin galak menyikat bulu mata sambilmengusap keningku. Oh layannn.

Aku bermain dengan minda. Ku pikir,kalau minda aku bekerja, masakan pula aku boleh lena, bukan? Ok geli. So akutrylah ingat balik amende yang aku mimpi malam tadi. Perah punya perah (otak),tersembul muka kawan aku Ilmi. Pastu keluar muka Hakim, then muka HasrinaAidah. Pastu aku perasan ada Iz, ada Tina, Izzah lama-lama aku perasan wehwehhh ada satu geng ada woh!

Dan dan tuh juga, terus semuamemori-memori sekolah baik yang jernih mahupun yang keruh, rushed through myveins (wah gituew), macam air kat empangan yang pecah, atau macam iklan Milo Fuzeyang sumo ramai-ramai himpit dalam kereta mini tuh pastu wooooooooooosh! Hacamtulah memori aku menerpa, tengok dah satu perenggan aku guna untuk describe.

Memori Bangang diSekolah.

1. Siapa pakai tudung kat sekolah mesti bolehrelate betapa gelabahnya kalau angin tiup. Serabai. Langsung takde rupa MayaKarin layan ombak atas batu. Dunia ini tidak adillllll! Aku paling sadis sebab masa tuh waktu rehat,tengah makan laksa. Tiba-tiba angin tiup bucu belakang tudung dah sampai kedahi, auuu sexy leher I. Sebab aku terkejut, bucu depan tudung plak masuk katlaksa. Kawan-kawan aku mula-mula semua diam je muka masing-masing muka tahancirit, pastu last-last tak tahan, bantai gelak kat musibat yang menimpa diriku.Ngong. Thanks God for these budiman friends you sent me.

2. Pastuaku benci kalau orang main cucuk pinggang kat perhimpunan. Kalau awal-awalmemang lah lawak pastu boleh gelak-gelak. Yelah, lawak kan rupa orang terkejutbahu terangkat? Aku sendiri flashback pun tergelak. Then bila terperasan budakyang kita minat ada kat barisan sebelah, terus WEHHH JANGAN AHHHHH. Mulalahrasa yang kawan kita nak sabotaj depan our crush (alololo ‘crush’ yewww), bolehperang dingin untuk dua masa pertama (kalau korang tak familiar dengan ayat ‘duamasa pertama’ berarti korang dah tua.) Kehkehkeh.

3. Kitadulu kan takde handphone. Harapkan talipon rumah. Pastu internet pun jarangbukak (ke I sorang je yang begitu skema ini?) maka tak selalu berhubung dengankawan (tak macam budak zaman sekarang buka FB tanya homework ape). Jadikebanyakan info tak sampai secepat yang kita mahukan. Di pagi yang indah kita sungguhteruja dah pakai baju PJK, tengok-tengok satu class semua pakai baju biasa.Bila kita sampai dekat sikit, semua buat muka DIDN’T-YOU-GET-THE-MEMO?. Damnyou. Kalau aku hot pakai baju PJK takpe gak pakai sorang-sorang. Ini pakaitracksuit yang bila jalan bunyi plastic berlaga, pastu ada zip ketat kat bawahsampai buku lali gatal.

4. Masasekolah aku antara yang paling malas sekali. Tapi aku pandai, kalau aku taksiapkan kerja, bila cikgu suruh buat kat depan, aku terus angkat tangan nak volunteersebab aku nak buat nombor yang aku dah siapkan je (selalunya hanya satu soalanyang ditengah). Sebab tuh cikgu ingat aku dah siap complete semua, sungguhterpuji ini budak.

Tapi langit sang tupaitak selalunya cerah, dan bila langit dia gelap, dia lompat-lompat atas dahanakhirnya jatuh ke tanah sebab vision tak clear. Akulah tupai tuh. Masa tuh akuDarjah 6, pengawas sekolah lagi. Cikgu suruh letak homework atas meja dia nakcheck. Tengok-tengok 4 orang tak siap/tak bawak. 3 budak lelaki, aku sorang jeperempuan (sorrylah malukan kaum). Cikgu nak denda masa tuh, tapi dia tengokaku sorang perempuan, so dia cam tak sampai hati, dia still try nak tolong. Diatanya aku “Hanis awak tak bawa buku ya?” “Aah, tak bawak” “Tapi awak tak bawak, awak siap kerja kan?” Ini patutnyalaluan aku untuk menipu dan get away. Tapi lidah aku selalu taknak coordinatedengan niat jahat. Jadi lidah pun jawab “Tak bawak, tak siap”. Confident.Sekarang kau berdiri depan kelas… sebelah. DEPAN KELAS SEBELAH, BUKAN KELAS SENDIRI. Deym.

Happy 2012

2012-01-23T13:50:00.005+08:00

Happy 2012

Alone in my roomright now, savouring my silky smooth Dove chocolate as I type this, whilecatching the scent of vanilla in the air from the candle I just lit. I don’tusually do this (have alone time), unless finding myself in a foreign land,enjoying the night air and unfamiliar sound of traffic by the window. Do youspend alone time with yourself like this? Or like me, are you too caught upwith work / studies / people?

Me-Time is the time Ireflect on myself, on my journey thus far and what to anticipate in future.It’s the time I just stop, and think ALL ABOUT ME. The perfect time to listdown my 2012 (realistic) resolutions which I could share with you some:

1. More alone time.

You can callthis ‘berangan’ time but we all need it every now and then. You ALWAYS find yourselfanswering where-would-you-be-in-20years-time only when you’re about to goon a job interview/minggu orientasi mahasiswa/modul. Takkanlah waktu itu je nakfikir, and jawapan pun most likely yang potential employer nak dengar, not whatyou really desire. I think it’s a very good question to ponder on so you couldalready shape it along with the steps to take, and the onlytime to do it is when you’re alone and unoccupied. Read: Unoccupied, so pleaselog out your FB/Twitter/YM.

2. Takeup rock-climbing.

Hewhewhew one ofthe reasons I’ve been doing weights last year is to build my upper bodystrength to take up rock-climbing. Entah boleh entah tak masih berangan lagi,by early March we’ll see capai ke tak. Yes ada timeline untuk my resolutions and rock-climbing is in early March.

3. Prayon time, everytime.

This, I mustadmit is quite ambitious. The first few days of 2012 I was doing rather well,anticipating azan with wudhuk on. And then (expectedly) my performance wentdownhill my oh my… Teruk teruk. I need to always be reminded on how great itfeels to have performed your solat whenever you look at the clock. You see theclock 2pm, oh aku dah Zohor *ringan rasa*. You see the clock 5pm, oh dah Asartadi *bunga-bunga hati*.

4. Bean avid blogger writing at least two entries per week.

Can I say thisis quite ambitious too? Hahahaha. But it’s in my list so I have to make it intoreality. I’m anal about lists.

5. Improvelanguage and blog content.

It’s about timeI go back to being a storyteller cumlifestyle guru I once think I was. LOL what ever happened to that? HamisJalikha… Hamis Jalikha…

6. Findways to improve as a daughter/sister/partner/friend.

It is important to know where you stand andyour role in someone’s life. Last night I slept with in Alisya’s roombecause she came in mine and said “Kekniscan you sleep with me tonight?”. I asked her “Why?” to which she simply answered “I’m bored”. Immediately, me in my Spongebob pyjamas marched to herroom only to see her doing homework quietly, not really needing any form ofentertainment (what? I thought I was in for a pillow fight). So I went underthe blanket and just watched her from the bed until I fell asleep.

You see, shedidn’t need me to play with her. She didn’t need me because she was scared tobe by herself. She simple needs to know, I would be there for her when she asksme to.

I hopeto complete this list so I could come up with more great things I could striveto achieve. Go ahead, have an alone time and come up with realistic resolutions. Have a bar of silky smooth Dove Chocolate inhand while you’re at it.

Kekna Kahwin: Nikah

2012-01-21T11:13:00.000+08:00

Kalau ada hantu, datang ke rumah you... Siapa you nak panggil... Datin Maimunnnnnn!

Kalau takde photog, datang ke nikah you... Siapa you nak kerah... Hamis Jalikhaaaaaa!

Ya, itulah yang terjadi di hari pernikahan Kekna secara tidak sengaja apabila photographer terlupa wujudnya majlis nikah, dan pengantin pun lupa nak ingatkan tentang majlis nikah. Bagus, kita nikahkan je dua orang nyanyuk nih.

Tapi takpe, abang ada *tepuk dada* <---Hahahahaha macam si gatal mana je guna ayat ni. Yeah, it is always me saving Kekna's bottom. Last time was for her graduation day. This time, straight away after touchdown KLIA from work trip in Ganu, diberi tanggungjawab sebagai photographer nikah untuk ku galas.

Let's do this!

Enjoy the picture :)

Jugurgambar kan suka posing-posing camni. Jadi haruslah I paksa buat juga.

Siapa yang pengantin sekarang?

Nervous benau ghopernyer. Ini kalau kena cucuk sikit, mau tercheereet.

Gelakkan dia kawan-kawan!

Sah? Sah. Sah? Sah. Alhamdulillah.

Eh terbanyak pula gambar makanan (eleh macam tak biaseww).

Baby Ahmad yang ada masa Kekna tunang dulu, dah jadi Toddler Ahmad dah :')

For hantaran, Hamis Jalikha will make another special entry okay? Hopefully, hewhewhew.

My favourite candid, pengantin lelaki lenguh senyum :P

Meriah dengan sanak-saudara dan keluarga baru :') Masa ini dah pasang khemah untuk sanding esok. Senang. Oh cuma kerusi saja togel lagi.

Sebelum kita byebye, inilah shot kegemaranku petang itu...

Love.

Pergi Balik Ada Yang Tunggu.

2012-01-19T14:42:00.003+08:00

Itwas yesterday when I saw few of my friends shared this link on Facebook and Iwas like oh no another flash mob pfft. You know how everyone is doing flashmobs nowadays. Tapi if you tengok betul-betul sebenarnya ia bukannya flash mobsangat. Salah niiii. Sebab flash mob is where orang awam join sekali kan?Biasanya prior to flash mob akan gembar-gembur satu date dan tempat jadi siapanak join, hafal choreograph and be there!

IniI guess more to MAS and KLIA effort sempena New Year nak entertain the crowd at the same time remind them the joy to travel nak jumpa orang yangdisayang dan mengingatkan betapabest dan happeningnya bila kita arrive dekat homeland, kita JUGA tiba untukberjumpa orang yang anticipate ourreturn :’) Hence, the title Missing You? Best tak interpretation I? LOL.

Bayangkankorang duduk overseas dah bertahun, tak ramai pun kenalan/kawan yang melancongke tempat korang, then tiba-tiba yang tersayang kata nak datang melawat. Mestirasa macam APAKAH RAHMAT INI?! Betultak Nabil? Eh? Kau teruja bukan kepalang kan masa aku datang German hari tuh?Siap sediakn limo merah lagi (http://inibelogsaya.blogspot.com/2010/12/cologne.html).On my part, seronok tau buat orang happy. Perasaan sama bila melawat rumahorang-orang tua (Nabil lah orang tua tuh). Jadi lawatilah sanak-saudara dansahabat-handai anda yang jauh. Mereka menanti kedatangananda (cuma tak cakap je sebab malu/ego/taknak nyusahkan).

I punada lalui PJJ (Perhubungan Jarak Jauh hewhewhew), jadi bila dah dapat tarikhorang itu nak pulang, orang yang selama ini berYM, phonecalls dan emails sahajasobs, semalaman ler aku duk piker nak pakai baju apa, make up camne, perfumeyang mana. Nak sambut orang jauhhhh :P Over sangat. Jadi I paham perasaan orangyang berdiri-diri dekat arrival hall tuh. I feel you, makcik at minute 3:08.

Kekna Kahwin: Bertandang

2012-01-17T09:51:00.000+08:00

Bertandang membawa maksud... entah, I cari kat Google semua tak keluar maksud, nak pergi ambil kamus berat punggung, tapi yang I tahu ia adalah sebahagian daripada adat di mana keluarga pengantin menjadi tetamu dan diraikan besar-besaran di rumah pasangan kepada pengantin itu. Ohhhh..... maksudnya, makan?

Ya, nampaknya begitulah.

Gambar-gambar di sini hanya dari kamera kecilku, jadi tak banyak. Gambar saudara-mara pun tak tertangkap dalam ini sobs. Tapi terima kasih sangat kepada yang ikut rombongan. Terima kasih memeriahkan rombongan Incik Jenal dan Puan Nani :')

Itulah haircut baru adik lelaki ku Imran yang sudah tinggi melanjau mengalahkan kakaknya yang konon model tapi cuma 5'6'.

Adik lelaki lagi seorang si Khairi yang paling tinggi dalam adik-beradik sekarang. Tapi belum boleh lawan Daddy, sorry try again next time.

Menepung-tawar membawa maksud membaling tepung yang tidak berperisa kepada sang mempelai. Atau dalam kes ini, kelopak-kelopak bunga pun jadi.

Entiti kecil yang turut serta upacara tepung-tawar tadi ialah sepupu cilikku yang banyak keletahhh! Ini pula dia di screen besar, naik ke pentas main di pelamin sambil penyanyi tengah feeling bawa lagu Anuar Zain (what are weddings without Anuar Zain's songs?).

Bila penyanyi tuh stop and suruh dia nyanyi, terkeluar lagu Satu Malaysia Lim Kok Wing kita satu bangsaaa satu negaraaa, kita satu matlamat ooooo.. LOL naughty Qish.

Haffiz segak bersongkok ikut Daddy. Tak dapek show off new haircut.

Cari perbezaan gambar.

♥

Uhhhhh alamak itu sahaja gambar dari kameraku. Gambar dengan keluarga Boiri pun takde LOL apekah. Dan maaflah bertangguh-tangguh entri perkahwinan. Korang ni kannnnn, suka tau pasal kahwin-kahwin!!!

Banner

2012-01-16T19:27:00.001+08:00

I know I know I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. Akhirnya, berubah sikit tempat ini. Ya pastilah saya sayang banner lama, tapi yang dah remove jangan dikenang. Kalau rindu (dan degil nak kenang juga), ada dalam entri dulu, LOL.

*Thank you I've dropped the 's' I overlooked :')

Virtual Personal Assistant

2012-01-09T17:07:00.000+08:00

Just now Alisya was playing with that Voice Action (Jeannie) app on mom's Samsung Galaxy Note, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Hello Alicia.
Me: I'm not Alicia.
Jeannie: So you're not Alicia. What's your dear name?
Me: I'm Hanis.
Jeannie: Hello Funny.
Me: I'm not funny. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie: Hello Chinese.
Me: I'm not Chinese! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Few moments later I came back *not giving up*.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Welcome back chinese. Nice to see you.
Me: No. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie. You're Horny? How are you? I am a female robot.

K.

Travel Must-Haves

2012-01-04T21:44:00.000+08:00

This Should Be Anyone’s Travel Must-Haves List

Since I’ve startedtravelling last 2years, I noticed some essentials that have helped to make myjourney (to) & stay in a foreign land so much better. I’d like to guide youon this if you are new to travelling and is freaking out on what to bring inyour handbag/manbag. Yang check-in luggage besargabak itu sukati nak bawa apa k.

1. Wetwipes

I know weare blessed to live in a country where the toilets are fully-equipped with handbidets and you can just shoooot water lalu keluar toilet lega & suci *mukamengalami keindahan*. Sigh if only that’s the case with other countries… henceplease bring wet wipes to clean your bottom like your mother once did to you.Bring the one that fits your small bag. The one in picture Meor belikan when Segamat takde air satu ketika dulu LOL beli sampai 6 paket I still have it till today :')

2. Handsanitizer

When we’re travelling/holidaying,we are always out and about jalan sana sini ke hulu ke hilir. We always findourselves trying to make time for a lot of things, we even resorted to eatingby the roadside/in the taxi. To keep your hands clean from the germ, here comeshand sanitizer!

3. Facialspray

Long-hours flight will strip moisture from your face. Your skin getsso dry to the extent that it wrinkles (when this happen I’ll go to the toiletand see myself in the mirror and be like “Nenek masa muda dulu…” LOL). To avoidit, we are blessed with the invention of FACIAL SPRAY! They have it in smaller size so that you can carryit anywhere you go. If you’ve had your face done by professional make-up artistbefore, you would know that they use this spray after make-up to make it lastlonger.

4. Lipbalm

Regardless of being in a cold or hot country, you would needthis! To protect yourself from either dry lips or UV rays. Last time I was inGerman, I apply this ALL the time. Chapped lips are not sexy okay (and itspainful to talk/smile!) so please avoid at all cost.

5. Facial blotter

Those endless walking andexposing your face/skin to the sun will make it super oily, and you shallshineee in photos (the bad way). Fret not, this is your savior!

6. Chocolate

Alwayshave food inside your bag (I choose Dove chocolate). Always. Kadang-kadangsebab you were rushing to the aiport, you didn’t get to eat anything priortake-off. Don’t embarrass yourself with grumbling tummy LOL *shy* lagi-lagiduduk sebelah mamat hot. There are also times when you’re too occupied in oneplace where they don’t have any restaurant you can go to, this is where yourchocolate will save you from falling apaaart. I pernah pitam masa shopping, PITAMOKAY, sungguh menjejaskan imej T_T

Dove Chocolate sekarangada yang lebih besar iaitu 80g, dah tak kedekut sangat nak kongsi bersamateman-teman dan mamat hot kat sebelah tadi tuh. Suka pek besar nih sebab takcepat sangat habis.

7. Sunblock

Need I say more?

8. Panadoland Pil Chi Kit Teck Aun

Ini kalau tak bawa, sudah terkena baru terngadah. Panadol,just in case the jetlag gives you headache. Pil Chi Kit Teck Aun, just in casenew food surprises your digestive system.

♥ Optional items

♥. Notepad

This is whereyou write everything about your trip, all the little details that you won’t beable remember once you’ve reach tanah tumpah darahku. I was so lazy to carryaround a notepad and write on it, I always use my camera to capture all thestreet/restaurant/station names. Well that’s just stupid sebab battery cepathabis and memory cepat full.

♥.Yassin

Naktenangkan jiwa yang gundah MENINJAU BILIK HOTEL BESAR DIAMI SEORANG DIRI.

♥. Book

Boring-boringtunggu luggage/flight/makanan/room check in.

♥. Sunglasses

Obviously to look like Paris Hilton.

Now we are ready!

Haircut Food Shopping

2011-12-31T14:16:00.000+08:00

Hello! I've been harassed by some of you who tweeted a lot about me not updating on Kekna's wedding. But but... I gotta wait for the pics from official photographers! So can we wait together? Hewhewhew.

In the meantime, I wanna share the journey to Kekna's Big Day. One of which is me taking the boys for their haircut. They wanted potong kedai mamak, which prolly cost less than RM10 per head. Tapi sekali-sekala I figured why not treat them to the salon bagi thrill sikit reaching our sister's big day. Takkan the perempuan saja go to salon facial and spa kannn.

I brought them to my salon in Bangsar, thinking okay RM30 per head shouldn't be that bad. I only got three heads here with me. Then rupanya RM60, okay fine Shawn. Fine. Tapi kalau suruh junior hairstylists potong boleh dapat RM40.

Shawn Cutler, we meet again.

I told the hairstylists just do what you think is best for them. Selamba je kan mentang-mentang bukan kepala sendiri. Yang adik-adik dengar, nak terkucil oh tidakkk rambut Sabak Bernamkuuu. Sepanjang diorang shampoo, massage scalp and potong rambut, takkanlah I nak duduk tercongok kat situ, naturally kaki melangkah menuju ke butik-butik terdekat.

Sepulangnya dahku dari beli-belah, adik-adik kelihatan lebih bertamadun :') Tapi results akan di show in other entry when I talk about bertandang session (God knows when...).

Seronok rasa dihargai bila masing-masing suka haircut mereka sobs sobs. Kakak yang gembira pun membawa mereka makan tengahari di tak lain tak bukan... (memang takde tempat lain dah ke)

Hello Delicious, we meet again.

You know I did some serious shopping when you see a new straw hat on my head.

Khairi kalau orang belanja dia memang camni. Takde malu-malu kucing terus lamb shank segedabak.

Good haircut, good food, good shopping (ehem), overall was a good day! See you in next entry!

Why Most People Don’t Work Out.

2011-12-28T22:00:00.000+08:00

Would you like to seesomething amusing?

Oh my.

This goes to showthat even if you own a supermodel figure, it ain’t an excuse to not exercise.

“What kind ofexercise? Yoga? Lifting weights? Pilates? Rock-climbing? I don’t have time forany of that”. –Most people.

Wah wah so ambitious,that’s why you get nothing done! There’s always this mindset of preparingyourself wholly before the big ambitious work out. The right attire (I’ve setmy eyes on pink Nike gear), the right shoes (no, Power won’t do, must save upfor New Balance), the right trainer, the right time (3 times a week please),the right place (only at the gym) and the list goes on and you will neverstart. Ever.

The idea is to startsmall, and get the ball rolling. You know those ditch-the-lift-and-take-the-stairsthingamajig? You must be thinking, ohit’s too simple, it can’t be burning calories. Yeah imma tell you why itworks; it builds stamina.

A lot of peoplefailed because they get so ambitious like “HEY I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, LET’S GOJOGGING” without knowing that you need stamina for that and the moment they’redoing second laps, they’re like “you know what jogging is not my forte”. Bimbobetul.

How do you do it?

Start small- Try to do yournormal everyday things, the harder way. Like parking your car further from youroffice entrance to increase your steps in a day.

Pick your favorite- If you do something you love, you’re mostlikely to sustain even when it gets tougher. So pick what kind of work out you’dfeel happy doing (aerobics/swimming/yadayada).

Work out- Yes, you must work out (no substitute for this, sorryit’s the reality). But don’t lah suddenly want to go on straight 3hours.Stamina is built, not gifted.

Keep track- Write it down: Day1 jog one round tasik. Day 2, 2 rounds tasik. Day 3, 3 rounds tasik. Youkeep track of what you do, so that you can increase your activitiessignificantly.

Why am I telling youall this? Because I used to be that bimbo before I discovered the joy ofsweating it out, the glowing skin and toned body thanks to working out. Andalso, aku kan makan tak ingat dunia.

Malaysians, we really need to be healthier and lead thehealthy lifestyle. As I write this, I am still working on that six packs Ipromised myself. Visit www.gayahidupsihat.my,or tune in to Sihat 1 Malaysia programme for more tipson healthy living and dieting.

Realiti Minyak Dalam Diet

2011-12-27T15:12:00.001+08:00

Kawan baik awak, bukan?

Bangun pagi, eh tak rasa lapar. Ehtak biasa breakfastlah. Tapi kalau keluar rumah awal, sempat menyinggah,hehehehe roti canai satuuuuu. Pelahap sekeping, rasa tak cukup. Apa roti canai sekeping je ni, servingbudak-budak nih. Aney, bagi lagi sekeping. Hewhewhew ini biasanya lelaki.Kalau perempuan, dia dah goreng nugget awal-awal, makan dalam kereta.

Sampai office ada orang terbeli meegoreng lebih sebungkus, dalam pada “Eh tak biasalah makan pagi, terkejut perutiols”, ambil juga orang hulur. Mulut memang dah programkan untuk tutur “Rezekijangan ditolak” setiap kali orang offer makanan, sengih kerang busuk turutmenyusul dibibir.

Buat kerja, mata asyik pandang jam,bila nak lunch bila nak lunch bila nak lunch. Arghhh makan kerepek dulu. Bilanak lunch bila nak lunch bila nak lunch. Arghhhh stress dengan boss, makancempedak goreng (bawak bekal) dulu. Mengunyah dari pukul 9pagi sampai pukul 1tengahari.

Jam menunjukkan pukul 1tengahari,semua bergegas meninggalkan office, kertas berterbangan dan kerusiterpusing-pusing, begitu laju bontot masing-masing nak tuju kedai Nasi Kandar*haruslah include favourite food penulis dalam cerita ini*. AMAGAAAAAAD NASIKKANDAQQQQ COME TO MAMA!

Nasi letak lebih. Mmmmm ayam goreng,kasi potong. Telur sotong ada? Tarak? Okay bagi kuah campur. Sotong goreng.Popedom letak sendiri ke? *letak segunung popedom atas pinggan*. Sayur, ha bagikobis (ingat dah healthy sangatlah ada sayur sejemput, padahal minyak sayur tuhmengalahkan minyak popedom aku nengok).

Burppppppp, Alhamdulillah segala Pujibagi Allah, Tuhan sekalian alam.

Nak balik office sempat singgah(tahuuuu je mana ada jual finger food, bola ayam cucuk-cucuk, wantan goreng,yong tau foo), sebab bekalan mengunyah dah habis masa dok pakat tenung jamtunggu lunch tadi.

Sambung buat kerja sambil piker apasuami anak-anak nak makan malam nanti. Teringatlah iklan KFC yang bini penatbalik kerja, suami bisik-bisik kat minah drive-thru taknak bini terjaga (takutorder lebih padahal). Aww so sweet, so happy family. Terus capai talipon bimbit“Abang nanti singgah beli Variety Bucket, ayang tak larat nak masak”. Che abangpun reply “K”. Bergendang kau kegembiraan, terbayang nak menggodangkan badandengan Kepsi.

Bestkan cerita ini? Seronot betul. Betul-betulseronot. Seronot sangat sampai tak perasan dah segallon minyak masak kau telan.Tapi tak bestlah hidup kalau tak makan makanan bergoreng! Boleh, tapiberpada-pada. Apa yang kita boleh buat untuk kurangkan minyak dalam diet?

Pertama: Elakkan makanan bergoreng.

Alamak susahnya! Macam mana nak elakcekodok andai ia datang bergolek??! Bayangkan je cekodok tuh tersumbat katarteri kau.

Kedua: Kurangkan minyak dalam makanan.

Mana ada roti canai tak guna minyak?!Ada, suruh aney tuh microwavekan roti canai kau. Kalau tak, datang kat BukitJelutong, ada satu mamak tuh suka microwave roti canai, cis!

Ketiga: Gunakan kaedah masakan sihat(kukus, rebus, panggang)

Beli pengukus, beli oven, beliperiuk, tapi nak juga guna kuali kan?! Sampai itam-itam bontot dia. Janganpilih kasih lagi, gunalah method lain untuk masakan anda.

Keempat: Pilih masakan yangmenggunakan sedikit minyak.

Yang kari-kari sampai minyak terapungtuh takyahlah masak selalu.

Kelima: Apabila memesan makanan,minta dikurangkan minyak.

Ini tak, siap mintak kasi pedas, tambahtelur goreng, taknak sayur (eh order maggi goreng lettew).

Keenam: Jadikan buah-buahan segarsebagai snek.

Nasihat paling bagus dan patutdipraktikkan! Selamat jalan keropok ikan, goreng pisang, char koi. Dan perutyang bunc…

Jom serbu www.gayahidupsihat.my atau layari Sihat 1 Malaysia di RTM2 untuk tips menjaga badan danpermakanan sihat dari celeb-celeb sekalian

How To Get Cheaper Flight Tix To Europe

2011-12-21T12:18:00.002+08:00

Hanis Zalikha, EuroTrip 2010

Travelling alone isfun and everything but I would have never done it if masa tu I already knewabout 1 Malaysia Muhibbah campaign T_T

Seriously,siapa lagi nak beri 30% off your European flight tix?! Only Malaysia Airlines!Hanya perlu travel in group of 3, 6 or 9 di mana dalam group itu ada 3bangsaberlainan (at least). Ha, korang mesti automatic terpiker kawan India/ Cina/Sikh/ Kadazan/ Iban mana nak ajak sekali LOLOLOL.

Comellah campaignnih. Siapa yang terpikir buat campaign camni, omey angaaat! Satuuuuuuu Malaysia*gaya Najib*

Terlalu simple. You only have to book bersama kawan Muhibahsekalian at any Malaysia Airlines ticket office, or call 1300 88 3000 for moredetails.

Go here for full image

I dah sediakan a listof reasons Why You Should Travel in Group:

Cutcost in EVERYTHING (share hotel, share supir,share makan besar dekat restaurantmahal yang you would never do kalau pergi seorang diri).
Dapattumpang luggage bila dah shopping tak sedar diri to avoid extra charges dekatairport!
Lagiseronok jakun bersama. Kalau discover benda baru pastu jakun sorang2 lame gila, bila jakun in group jadimakcik2 comel.
Lebihselamat, sebab jalan macam demo riot, takde siapa berani kacau. Kalau sorang2tiba hilang pastu okay bye.
Shareknowledge bila ada yang dah pernah sampai tempat tuh dulu. Kalau sorang2 kitakena research sendiri mana nak pergi, and taktau pun best/worth visiting ketak.

Ada lagi nak share? Siapa biasa travel ingroup, drop your thoughts!

Mesej Rakyat ke Rakyat

2011-12-19T12:18:00.001+08:00

Adakah andaseorang warganegara Malaysia?

Ya.

Telahmencapai umur 21 tahun?

Ya, tua tua tua.

Bermastautindi bahagian pilihan raya yang ingin didaftarkan?

Ya, eh… ke manakah soalan ini membawa kita.

Tidakdihalang / hilang kelayakan oleh undang-undang yang berkuat kuasa?

Ya! Oh boleh daftar mengundikan?!

Tepat sekali, marilah mari, pilih dan undi!

Apabila anda mencecah umur 21tahun, bukan sahaja andamenerima kek berbentuk kunci, bukan sahaja anda boleh claim insurans kalaulanggar divider jalan, bukan sahaja anda boleh membuat keputusan tanpakebenaran ibu bapa (wah jom tukar nama jadi lebih urban), malah anda bolehpilih siapa anda mahu wakilkan suara anda di Dewan Rakyat /Dewan UndanganNegeri melalui undian pilihanraya. Sungguh terasa kedewasaannya.

Jadi siapa yang nak menguruskan perihal pendaftaran danpilihanrayanya sekaligus? Pastilah Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya Malaysia, cekap dantelus!

“Urusan pendaftaranini telah dilaksanakan oleh SPR semenjak ia ditubuhkan tanpa gagal. Urusan yangdahulunya dilakukan secara bermusim iaitu setahun sekali selama antara 21hingga 42 hari, kini dibuka SETIAP HARI untuk sepanjang tahun sejak 16 Julai2002.”

Jadi sekarang dahboleh daftar bila-bila anda kelapangan. I tahu, ada yang tua bangka tapi takdaftar lagi kan? Beria gebang kedai kopi tapi tak undi. Betapa ruginya, satuundi itu tidak dimanfaatkan untuk mengubah nasib penduduk setempat. Tak nampaksignifikasinya satu undi dari anda itu? Bak kata Dalai Lama, “If you thinkyou are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in theroom.”

Mengundi patut dilihat sebagai satutanggungjawab. Tanggungjawab untuk meletakkan sesuatu pada tempatnya. Andaianda tidak mengundi dan daerah anda jatuh kepada tangan yang zalim, mungkintidak mengapa kalau anda seorang yang suffer. Tapi realitinya, tidak. Andatidak mengundi, tak mempraktiskan hak anda, boleh rosak susu sebelanga terustakde siapa dapat kalsium.

Andai anda tak tahu, SPR ada websitetersendiri, jadi silalah lawati untuk tahu cara mendaftar, senarai tempatmendaftar, nak semak status pendaftaran dan pelbagai perihal lain pilihanraya.

www.spr.gov.my

Tambahkan pengetahuan dari kotak hebahan dan berita SPR. Danboleh check online status anda sebagai pendaftar juga!

Sebelum saya pergi, biarlah saya tekankan… Exercise yourright to vote, it’s given to you for a reason.

9 More Days

2011-12-15T09:22:00.003+08:00

By Gadis Jumaat.

Furballs On My Pillow

2011-12-04T12:53:00.001+08:00

Twit chop!

2011-11-30T10:49:00.001+08:00

Hello! Just a short update before I go on and start my day. It's been a busy month! My sister Kekna is getting married, so naturally the house becomes chaotic *bayangkan adik-adikku menari macam 3budak hitam di background untuk menambahkan chaos*. Wedding is zeriuz bizniz guyz. Siapa-siapa yang merancang nak kahwin, tolonglah prepare 3tahun sebelumnya.

Dalam pada kesibukan kami, I pun menambah penyibukan diri dengan my own project, which is room makeover: Bedroom Project! This is the secret project I've been talking about. KONONNYALAH secret walhal everytime you go IKEA, you boleh terserempak muka I yang tengah confuse-confuse baca nama perabot.

Tak sabar nak kongsi Bedroom Project and share buying/deco tips! Okay now nak pergi busykan body lagi. Selamat Maju Jaya!

Jakarta Must-Do

2011-11-24T16:40:00.001+08:00

Not, not necessarily to visit this salon. Any salon will do. Because all salons in Jakarta offer.... CREAMBATH TREATMENT! But we chose this salon since it's the cheapest one in Plaza Indo, after surveying few options.

Why Malaysia no creambath?! I think baru nak ada but not many. It's not a common thing here where they massage hair treatment (can choose pati kelapa or alpukat or etc) onto your scalp and the massage goes on till 30minutes or more. Ahhhhhhhh so so good.

At first Kekna didn't wanna do it because I promised her it'll cost only around RM40-RM50. LOL SILLY ME, AMBEK KAU RM80++ ACTUALLY.

Jadi kami tiga beradik pakat buat juga, takpe it's on me sebab I reaaaaaaally want them to experience it. Rugi sangat datang Jakarta tak buat rambut. Diorang memang blow cantik dan.... AMAGADDD CREAMBATHHH!

Shampooing our hair while we sat on this massage chair alololololo so hi-tech.

Then we had the creambath session, sejurus after that baru wash and blow.

Alisya is prolly nervous because her hair stylist looks like Chef Wan and is supposed to be cooking, not styling hair.

Coffee or Tea?

Berbakat betul tangan orang-orang Indo. Beralun rambutkuuu.

Kekna buat hal, hair so thick took forever to finish.

Me and Alisya finished earlier, so naturally...

Yeah.

Muka pasrah bil ribu-riban.

Go ahead and try creambath when you're in Jakarta ;)

(Gambar creambathnyer mane? KAHKAHKAH kbye)

Adik Perempuanku Yang Satu

2011-11-23T11:21:00.001+08:00

EDITED! UNTUK TONTONAN UMUM :)

Baru lepas mandi dengan adik kecilku Alisya. Dalam bilik air yang sama. Ingat takkan terjadi lagi si godang 21tahun dan si kecil 11tahun mandi bersama, jirus-menjirus air sejuk sampai ke tulang, dari sebiji gayung buruk. Rupanya, adik-beradik tetap adik-beradik. Takkan lari daripada terkekeh together mandi berdua.

Yang tak disangka-sangka, waktu I shampoo rambut, banyak pula pertanyaan tips, mengalahkan pembaca belog I. Mula-mula dia tanya cara shampoo yang betul. I pun tunjuk macam-mana nak shampoo sambil menguraikan rambut supaya tidak perlu sikat sesudah kering. Kemudian dia lihat I sapu conditioner, dia pun nak tahu lebih lanjut. I pun explain conditioner jangan letak sampai akar umbi rambut nanti scalp berminyak. Bila lihat I keringkan rambut, dia nak ikut lalu tanya cara yang betul. I pun demonstrate cara nak dab dan ikat rambut dengan tuala sehingga kering. Waaaaaaaaaaah adik aku! Dalam pada tak kisah main panas dan lasak terserlah kejantanan, nak juga kelihatan anggun?

Ini ke Alisya? Ini ke Alisya yang waktu majlis pertunangan Kekna, belum sempat selesai tetamu pulang, sudah tukar baju kurung kepada seluar dan t-shirt sebab nak main takraw depan rumah? Ini ke Alisya itueww?!

Why Oh Why?

2011-11-17T07:16:00.001+08:00

Why is it that during the NAPBAS voting period (it's 15 Nov till 27 Nov btw), I will be away and out of this country thus unable to (become my own biggest fan and) religiously vote myself every 2hours?

IT'S A SIGNNNN! IT'S A SIGN THAT...

Yeah.

While I am away, whenever you think of me, just come here okay? And cast your vote for inibelogsaya.blogspot.com (Most Influential Blog). I could use some votes and you could use some feel-good activities, no? Hewhewhew. 2hours later, be sure to miss me again and repeat the steps. Eh :B

*group hug*

Inilah dia! Inilah!

2011-11-16T12:36:00.001+08:00

DAH BOLEH UNDI KITEW NAK LAWAN SINGAPORE

DAN THAILAND DAN BLOG GOSSIP!

Silakan... click sini dan beramal.

Undi boleh dibuat setiap 2 jam jadi haruslah mulai sekarang, sematkan imaji (di bawah) ini di minda sambil membayangkan suara I sebut "Two Hours Later" guna anak tekak.

Setiap 2jam, ya! Beritahu rakan taulan ya! Kesungguhan anda, motivasi saya *WAH BERKEMPEN EKAU*. Terima kasih :')

Most Influential Blog

2011-11-14T18:57:00.001+08:00

1.Who sent you here?

2.Why did you continue reading my blog after that one visit?

3.What do you get from my writings?

4.How did I or my writings in any way affect your life?
(Best answer to these four questions will win you a bottle of magical dust from me!)

I want to know. I need to know. Because you've nominated me for Most Influential Blog in Asia Pacific (for Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards 2011) and now I'm representing Malaysia to fight for that title! Yes, I am one of the 5 finalists for that category and I'm thrilled! Thank YOU!

However, I can only bring home the award with your help because it comes from your votes. Sobs.

Honestly, bab kaut undi, I memang fail *playing the sympathy card*. Seriously, kalau kena appoint jadi calon ketua darjah, terus bontot gelongsor ke depan dan tengkuk masuk dalam badan, sebab malu sangat. Malu kalau dah berdiri luar kelas dengan calon-calon lain, pastu takde siapa undi. Even orang yang mencalonkan tadi tu pun tak undi T_T

Masa dekat universitas, walaupun semua cadang I bertanding untuk position MPP, I tak pernah ever. Ya MPP, yang kau kena berkempen janji manis propaganda manisfesto paling gemilang untuk raih undi itu. Yang satu minggu tuh memang kau kena tiba-tiba senyum kat setiap jasad mengharapkan mereka hafal senyuman kau dan semai dalam dada untuk pangkah muka itu. Tak ghetiii. Tak ghetiii.

Jadi apakah kesimpulan cerita ini? Kesimpulannyaaa... UNDILAH HAMIS JALIKHA UNTUK MOST INFLUENTIAL BLOG. BOLEH UNDI DI SINI MULAI ESOK (15.11.11). Am I doing this right? Is this how you fish for votes T_T

No seriously korang kena undi jugak sebelum 27 November sebab kucing I takleh harap.

What is becoming of Demok?

2011-11-13T12:38:00.001+08:00

You remember Demok? The baby girl my family babysits since forever? Yes, the triple chin young lady. I'm sure you would want to know what has happened to her and how she is doing.

This might seem like a normal IKEA day out to your eyes. Aww look at them bersopan-santun crossing the street. Obviously belum warm up.

Aw look at these angelic faces especially the one in black top. Eh.

Instruction on the box Demok comes with: For triple chin effect, just add lemon.

Okay mari kita warm up! Huyak! Huyak! Huyak!

Bersedia untuk hyper *please refer to Demok's expression*.

LAGHI! LAGHI!!! *si pelat sebut lari*

Bila dia dah penat lari satu IKEA, nak kena dukung.

At the counter.

Keknis not looking, I can still escape.

While crossing the road.

OMGGG THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *tak sedar berat 12tan*.

That is all.

Melantak.

2011-11-09T13:44:00.000+08:00

Pramugari atau Gaun Pengantin?

2011-11-04T10:53:00.003+08:00

Fuh tajuk…kontroversi. Konon-konon tengah buat pilihan yang menentukan masa depan. Malangsekali untuk anda yang suka cerita sensasi, ia hanya propa belaka. Ini keranaia adalah dua judul buku dalam tangan saya sekarang.

Buku dari KoleksiSyok! Terbitan PTS...

Aku,Dia & Gaun Pengantin dan Pilihlah Aku Menjadi Pramugari.

Apabilanak berangan-berangan, antara dua buku ini, of course I akan baca Aku, Dia& Gaun Pengantin dulu. Dalam pada itu, bolehlah bagi input dekat Kekna yangtengah busy persiapan wedding dia. Memang buku ini I find somewhat useful. Notonly bercerita pasal the hilarious journey of a bride-to-be, juga diselitkansekali to-do-list and tips for bakal pengantin.

BolehlahKeknis share sedikit k? Nak lebih-lebih, sila beli danbaca sendiri.

ñ Bunga:Ada few types yang boleh didapati dengan harga ekonomi bila season dia, jadisurvey dahulu. Jangan pilih rupa dan warna sahaja, ambil kira baunya.

ñ Tempatmajlis: Senaraikan apa yang diingini dari tempat itu, dan sediakan soalan untukdiajukan sewaktu tinjauan.

ñ Gaunpengantin: Minta pendapat designer. Minta pendapat orang ketiga, orang yangmelihat. Jangan perasan sensorang.

ñ 8-6bulan sebelum berkahwin: Buat budget, usha direktori perkahwinan, tetapkanjumlah persalinan kat majlis, cari rumah, daftar kursus pra-perkahwinan dan etc(nanti beli bacalah). Pengantin lelaki, check balik jumlah duit hantaran yangdah difinalized. Salah percaturan, naya.

ñ 5bulan sebelum perkahwinan: Pergi kursus, beli cincin, pergi facial dan spa(siapa nak diet, sila start sekarang), tempah videographer dan photographerserta banyak lagi.

ñ 2bulan sebelum perkahwinan: Cepat cari pengapit! Hantar kad jemputan! Danbeberapa lagi agenda…

ñ 3-1hari sebelum majlis: TIDUR AWAL. Atau selama-lamanya akan tersemai wajah taksemegah dalam album kahwin. Macam mana nak ikut trend dan jadikan Facebookdisplay picture nanti? LOL.

Bila usha website PTS inilebih banyak senarai novel yang catchy-catchy, boleh rambang mata (ceh novelPilihlah Aku Menjadi pramugari pun I tak baca lagi). Kemudian… aik ada contestler pulok.

Adaperaduan Bongkar Kod Rahsia. Wah.. Hadiah Ipad 2 pula… Terus Keknis klik iklanitu. Bila Keknis study-study peraduan ini, novel yang Keknis beli bolehdigunakan untuk bongkar kod rahsia. Tapi nak kena tambah 6 biji buku lagi sebabkena masuk 8 pusingan untuk melayakkan menang hadiah utama.

Bagaimana?

1. Layariwww.peraduan.pts.com.my

2. Sebelumbermain kena daftar dahulu dan kena ada FB tau.
Klik pada 'Daftar Sekarang Untuk Menang'

3. Pilihbuku mana yang anda ada. Dan make sure buku itu ada dalam tangan!

4. SUNGGUHNERVOUS KEKNIS SELAK BUKU CARI PERKATAAN YANG DIA NAK. HOI.

5. Biladah tekan 'Hantar' keluar paparan ini.

Tahniahlah kitew! Selesai pusingan pertama. Minggu depan tunggu pusingan kedua, nakguna buku Aku, Dia & Gaun Pengantin pula.

Ohya, pertandingan bermula 1 Oktober -23Disember 2011, jadi jangan buang masa lagi! Satu pusingan hanya satuminggu! Okay bye Keknis undur diri dahulu sementara korang semua usha www.peraduan.pts.com.my. Ingat, membaca amalan orang cool.

To Be Center Stage

2011-11-02T10:29:00.001+08:00

Do you know what it’slike to be the center of attention? To be in the spotlight and have control ofthe stage? To be deemed as intense and opinionated?

I have.

All this while I’vebeen told my friends and family that I am outspoken and intense, but heythat doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing right? Maybe my friends are justsaying that because I always say the wrong things? Maybe my siblings are justsaying that because when I argue with them, I do it so well, their points aresuddenly invalid? Maybe my parents are just saying that because when I wantsomething, I’ll present them a (verbal) proposal they can’t reject? Hehehe.

Then I enrolled intoUni and was recognized for being outspoken and intense. In my freshman year, Iwas the Public Speaking Champion. In my final year, I was awarded Best Speakerduring the debate finale. So I guess my friends and family meant it in a goodway eh :P (Don’t ask what I was doing in between freshman and final yearbecause I was basically lazy and always away for the weekend :B)

To be completelyhonest, I don’t quite fancy the idea of going in front of people and havehundred pairs of eyes focusing on my every move, listening to my every word,anticipating any mistakes I was bound to make. But you know the storyline; noone wants to do it-- I gotta be a hero and represent – I rejected but a hot guytalked me through—standing ovation-- at the end of the day everybody is happy—creditrolls while the crowd cheers. Yada yada.

So what was it likebeing center stage? AH-MAY-ZING. The thrill of having all eyes and ears on youis indescribable. It feels like HEY YOU I COMMAND YOUR ATTENTION, andsurprisingly they obeyed LOLOLOLOL! Gotta love the electrifying rush that comes withit. If you ask me to do it all over again, relive the glorious moment, I would!The hot guy doesn't even have to talk me through it this time.

Why am I telling youall this? Because I feel like I can relate to what Fergie has in mind when shecreated Outspoken Intense perfume.

She wants to sharewith you the thrill and excitement of performing, all in one bottle.

“Alluring top notes of succulent blackberry, shining star fruit andluscious kumquat will captivate your audience. A heart of lush purple passionflower adds a bold and vibrant edge to lush gardenia and velvety orange flowerpetals. A base of sensual musks wrapped in white amber and blonde cedar createsenduring rhythm”.

For me, the scent isrefreshing. Thanks to it, I smelled like I just got out of the shower—all day long! Iabsolutely love it. If you want to experience Outspoken Intense yourself, I have 3bottles togive away *one eyebrow up along with a smirk*.

TO WIN: All you have to do is write an entry on HowConfidence Has Changed My Life and send the permalink in the comment box! Iwill pick 3 best stories andwho knows, you might win the Outspoken Intense by Fergie! So what does it feellike being confident? I love it! Good luck!
CONTEST HAS ENDED.

Save Yourself From Heartache

2011-11-01T08:34:00.000+08:00

Heartbreakis inevitable. Even in a seemingly happy relationship, heartaches occur whenexpectations are not met or when word is inconsistent with deeds. People makemistakes, slack off and overall imperfect. There’s only two ways to it; itcould either make the relationship stronger, or break it. Dwell or move on,your call. In the end, it all comes down to the two of you because relationshipis only as strong as the people in it.

Whenmy heart aches, I can’t sleep. I lose track of time. I hang my head upside downfrom the couch. I spend longer time on prayer mat. I also seek comfort fromchocolate and music.

Chocolate: Dove Chocolate.

Music: Straight from my sombre playlist; what an emogirl listens to when she loses herself in her emoMe-Time Moments.

The Scientist by Coldplay.

Admit it. When you’re miserable, you listen to thissong and nod in agreement to every word Chris sings. Sampai hafal, sampaimuak-muak. Sampai bila hati sakit lagi, dengar lagu ini takde feel dah sebaboverrated.

HeartbreakWarfare by John Mayer.

Slow Dancing in A Burning Room by John Mayer.

I don’t know how much heartbreak this guy has gonethrough-- but if it means more emo songs from his genius lyrical mind, we aintcomplaining. Lagu ini sedih sebab sedap tapi sedih. Macam cerita Kabhi KushiKabhi Gham dan Qabil Qushry Qabil Igam, sedap tapi sedih. Layan tapi nangis.

Kasih Tak Sampai by Padi

Baca tajuk terus-menerus mengerti situasi.

Wonderful World by James Morrison.

Ini memang lagu dodoikan tidur waktu hati menangis apabila air matatelah kering.

Harder To Breathe by Maroon 5.

Lagu kegemaran untuk yang beremosi tapi ganas luarannya. Seperti I. Okaymu pong ganah jugok.

Emosiperlu dilayankan, perasaan perlu dibelai. Jangan ignore keperluan hati, tapimake sure berpada-pada. Kalau not worth it, jangan dipanjangkan cerita. Terima kasih Dove Chocolate yang membuahkan entri inidan membantu saya go through emotional phase. Bila emo, music and chocolate area girl’s bestfriend, kan?

Andby the way, sekarang ada pek Dove chocolate yang lebih besar (80g!). Takdelahcepat sangat habis makan waktu jiwang karat.

CHOCOLATEIS THE BEST HUMAN INVENTION!

From left: 66% cacao dark chocolate, milkchocolate, hazelnut & raisin milk chocolate.

Sekarangsila share dengan saya, lines from your favourite sad songs yang you dengarsambil memujuk hati. Maybe I could listen to it on my next emotional Me-Time Momentwith silky smooth Dove Chocolate.

This Chick Just Turned Legal

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THIS CALLS FOR ACELEBRATIONNN!

Bajet gempak bertukarmenjadi dewasa padahal takde pun pergi club ke pergi daftar mengundi ke apapada hari peralihan fasa hidup itu. Seperti hari-hari jadian yang lepas,haruslah diraikan oleh yang tersayang, maka entri ini nak menceritakan SiDewasa Hanis, dirai oleh my bestfriend dari Darjah 4, Melle. Si Dewasa Hanis?!Boleh takkk.

This fun-filled happyentry only made possible with the help of Olympus Pen Mini E-PM1 yawww!

How cool do I lookholding it? FYI, I used this to capture my last pizza moment too. So now areyou ready for my happy bestfriend moments by this sleek baby?

Mode: Pin Hole Art.

Mode: Diorama Art.

Mode: iAuto (Autoselect ideals mode).

Super happy thatMelle picked my favourite restaurant for this birthday treat! You can’t say noto those delicious ribs. And wha? Wha? Delicious Chanel cosmetics! Apakahbestfriend ini turun dari langit?! Saya yang memang sadar akan obsesi Melleterhadap cake juga membawa leftovers dari celebration malam sebelumnya denganfamily, untuk dia melantak. Rainbow cake!

Untuk menambahkanhormon-hormon gembira dalam badan, Melle teman saya shopping. Sakan pusing satuPavilion macam banyak duit. Beli barang-barang macam banyak duit. Dah penat,lepak dekat tempat orang minum kopi macam banyak duit.

Mode: iAuto.

Mode: Grainy Art.

Of courselah, lepakdi tempat kopi overpriced. Kan feeling dewasa feeling banyak duit. Tapimalangya, kopi harga mengarut tak menghilangkan keletihan kaki.

Mode: iAuto.

Mode: Pinhole Art.

Mode: Diorama.

Mode: Grainy Art.

Fish spa isdangerous? I read about it too, sebahaya mandi dalam kolam renang :P Selesaimenyegarkan kaki dan melicinkan kulit kena ratah dengan ikan, sweet gap toothMelle menggagau cari dessert Jepang yang dia nak sangat I rasa. Untuk feelingJepang, mode kamera pun bertukar.

Mode: Pop Art.

Mode: iAuto Blur Background

(senang hidup bila dia automatic blurkan background. Barunoob macam I boleh ambil feel pro photog)

Mode: Pop Art.

Mode: iAuto.

WOW ITULAH DIASEHARIAN DENGAN RAKAN TERBAIK. INSANELY HAPPY. Awak nak jadi insanely happyjuga? Mungkin boleh, bila awak memang barangan/aksesori dari Olympus.

Bagaimana?

1. Blogentri yang bertajuk “My HappiestMoment”.

2. Janganlupa letak gambar yang menggambarkan kegembiraan anda.

3. Downloadthis file here: http://www.nuffnang.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Happy-Photography.zip yang mengandungi Olympus HappyPhotography logo variations, pilih satu warna variations dan include dalamentri anda.

4. Sesudahitu, submitkan ia di http://nuffnang.com.my/olympus-2011 .

Here’s what you stand to win:

1^st prize –Olympus PEN Lite E-PL3 1442mm lens

2^nd Prize –Olympus PEN mini E-MP1 1442mm lens

3^rd – 5^thPrize – Olympus PEN carry-all bag

Sebelum mengundur diri, nak beritahu yang nantiakan ada Olympus road show dari 26^th October to 30^thOctober di Midvalley Megamall and the best part? Ada contest yangt membolehkananda menang Olympus Pen E-PEN Lite 3 worth RM2,499 tanpa sebarang pembelian!!!

Hanya isi boring dan rank your favouritefashion Olympus pen. Here are some pretty cameras that will be featured InMidvalley as well. Cantik woh.

Yang mana satupilihan kalbu?

Tegap bertenaga

2011-10-25T10:40:00.001+08:00

Perempuan tak suka bersenam sebab:

a)Letih. Yelah dah tak suka bersenam memanglah rasa letih, sebab tak build stamina.

b)Takde masa. Makan ada masa, gossip ada masa, Facebook ada masa.

c)Berpeluh. Nanti rambut kang selekeh, mekap cair, kalut. Lupa yang fungsi utama bersenam memang untuk berpeluh.

d)Tidak tahu cara. Nak yoga kena ada cikgu, nak build muscle kena ada trainer. Ish, susahlah!

e)Dah perasan hot. Okay apa body camni, barulah perempuan. Lembik-lembik sikit, lemak-lemak sikit.

That was me. Semua di atas itu was me. Dulu. Sebelum Allah pertemukan dengan jogging and healthy lifestyle buddy. Thank you :')

Sekarang suka nak berpeluh. Kalau bosan, pergi jogging kat tasik. Kalau stress, pusing tasik 2-3kali. Nak spend time, pusing satu kawasan perumahan singgah 7 Eleven beli ice cream dan Slurpee. Nak make life decision, ditch the car and take a night walk.

My life has changed. Positively.

Ultimate Cheesy 7

2011-10-21T11:34:00.001+08:00

What’s new in town? Where’s the best place to spendtime with your friends and just eat?

Yes! Let’s have that!!!

Ahhhh of course…another eat out session with them bloggers at Pizza Hut,Kota Damansara. Haven’t met some of them for so long! All so busy with life andwe only update each other through blog (duh) and Twitter.

Ourlove for pizza and cheese have gathered and reunited us once again. I like howPizza Hut is so cozy nowadays. The ambience is perfect for quality time withthe family/friends/colleagues.

Pizza Hut is one ofthose restaurants I have no problem ordering, because everything is so good :’)And now… introducing… latest addition to their offerings…

THE ULTIMATELY CHEESY: 7 CHEESE PIZZA! NOT 5, NOT 6, BUT FREAKING 7 TYPES OF CHEESEEE. Insane. Itcomes in 4 different flavours: Original, Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausages.Suprisingly, among semua yang sememangnya sedap, mushroom is my favourite, Idefinitely recommend this one!

What’sthat bulat-bulat, you ask? No, it’s not fish ball, silly! It’s ‘wonderland’ asKekna described it (she was there too but taknak bergambar sebab muka barupulang office hewhew). Wonderland = Cream cheese ball! You can simply bite into‘wonderland’ as it is.

Or you can spread theloveee throughout. Noticed the herbs on the crust? They’re Italian GarlicHerbs.

Sekarangboleh indulged in 7 cheese yang berbeza dalam satu masa, mereka adalah: Romano, Monterey Jack, Parmesan, Mozzarella,Cheddar, Provolone and Cream Cheese!!!

Pizza Hut you’ve doneit again. I am a satisfied cheese lover. Now Imma take my family here for adelicious night out!

Oh, Pizza Hut is also having an SMS contest with prizes thatwill blow your minddd

SMS Contest Prizes:
- Grand Prize x 1 winner : RM100,000 prize money
- First Prize x 5 winners : One (1) unit Panasonic Viera TH-L42U30K 40” LCD TVeach.
- Second Prize x 10 winners : One (1) unit Apple iPad 2 each.
- Consolation Prize x 20 winners : Pizza Hut vouchers worth RM500 each.

Don’tforget to like their Facebook page to find out more!

Why Body Lotion and Powder?

2011-10-19T12:07:00.001+08:00

Warna dan tona kulitberada dalam top priority list of concerns saya. Kerana sewaktu membesar, acapkali memperabis duit ibu bapa dengan bil klinik Dr. Rosli sebab seringgatal-gatal/kulit kering/panau. Kulit saya sangat sensitive dan bila dah startallergy, tangan seperti dirasuk zombie dan menggaru tanpa memikirkan kesannyakelak. Calar-balar dan tona tidak sekata adalah kelaziman setelah zombie keluardari badan. Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian, mari beli losyen badan.

Lagi satu, (wahmakcik nih banyak nak cerita) kulit saya nih melanin productionnya memang giat.Kalau berjemur sekejap, hasilnya sungguh Hawaii. Mahu lihat contoh? Balik dariseharian suntuk berpeleseran bermandikan sinaran mentari di Universal StudioSingapore, anda mungkin tidak akan kenal saya lagi. True story.

Hamis Jalikha, Arab Street, 2011.

Tidak hairanlah sayasering teruja bertukar-tukar losyen badan dan sunblock untuk mendapat manfaatdari yang the best in the market. Johnson’s body care datang tepat pada masanya(losyen lama dah titisan terakhir).

Yes! Johnson’s Body Care Naturally White Daily UV Lotion.

Tambahan, Johnson’s Body Care Naturally White UV WhitePowder.

About the product:Ada 3layers of ingredient yang menjaga kulit kita iaitu natural milk extract,active Vitamin C, dan Micro-Pigment sunscreen.

Reasons why I adorethis product: Losyen badannya sangat light dan bau yang lembut, neutral padabadan. Lepas sapu seluruh tubuh, tak rasa rimas dan berlemuih. Yang penting,melembabkan dan menjaga kecerahan kulit. Body powdernya pula sedap bau! I’ve never really cared about usingpowder on my body before this but now it’s my favourite thing. Instant fairness:’)

My personal usage:Lepas mandi, dah lap badan dengan kering, sapukan losyen meliputi setiap incikulit. Sudah sapu rata tanpa berbelak, barulah sapu body powder. Kini bolehkeluar rumah dengan yakin sebab kulit sudah telah saya guarded denganMicro-Pigment sunscreen dan (juga) cerah setelah pandai menggunakan body powder.

Some recent pics ofyours truly.

Johnson’s currentlyhaving a contest jadi kalau dah beli nanti jangan lupa masuk ya. Beli lotionatau powder Johnson’s Body Care Naturally White. Submit gambar frontal viewanda yang menampakkan natural fairness dan tona kulit sekata untuk menangi:

1^stPrize Winner*

· RM 2,000 Aster Spring facial and body treatmentvoucher

· RM 1,500 Topshop shopping voucher

· 1 x Johnson’s^® Body Care Hamper

2^ndPrize Winner*

· RM 1,500 Aster Spring facial and body treatmentvoucher

· RM 1,000 Topshop shopping voucher

· 1 x Johnson’s^® Body Care Hamper

3^rdPrize Winner*

· RM 1,000 Aster Spring facial and body treatmentvoucher

· RM 500 Topshop shopping voucher

· 1 x Johnson’s^® Body Care Hamper

10 ConsolationPrize Winners*

· RM 200 Topshop shopping voucher each

· 1 x Johnson’s® Body Care Hamper

Online Top VotedWinner* (This is only applicable to online submissions only)

· 1 x Johnson’s® Body Care Hamper

AMAGADDD! RUGI SANGATKALAU TAK MASUK!

Sertai secara offline:

1. Beli losyen/powder Johnson’s Body Care Naturally White.

2.Isi borang dan hantar berserta gambar cerah semulajadi anda kealamat-

Johnson’s^® Body Care Fair and Radiant Photo Contest

Johnson & Johnson Sdn. Bhd.

Lot 3 & 5, Jalan Tandang, 46050 Petaling Jaya.

Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia.

Sertai secara online:

1.Beli losyen/powder Johnson’s Body Care Naturally White.

2.Log in to: So Soft, So Johnson’s®” Facebook Fan Page at www.facebook.com/JBC

3.Isi boring dan submit gambar kecerahan semulajadi anda.

Goodluck girls!

Two Girls in Jakarta City

2011-10-16T17:12:00.001+08:00

Dah dah dah cukuplah. Tak perlu nak start entri dengan bebelan rasa bersalah atas kemalasan nak update pasal travels. Orang dah alah bisa tegal biasa dengan kau, Hamis. Jadi marilah kita skip maaf zahir batin dan terus dive in kepukan gambar di Jakarta tempoh hari! Ya, trip yang Liana dan saya kena kejar orang Korea kat Hotel Mulia. Benar tanggapanmu, sudah lama sangat dah trip itu. Sehingga nak pergi semula Jakarta minggu minggu depan ini, baru teringat perlu update pasal trip lepas T_T

Mencuba gorengan tepi jalan! Walaupun cuma beli tepi jalan dan terus lari masuk mobil kunci pintu untuk makan. Tapi bolehlah juga nak label kami sebagai adventrous duo. Sebab lepas tuh cirit-birit KAHKAHKAH.

Membeli snek juga haruslah made in Indonesia sebab trip ini adalah strictly Indo. Snek untuk makan kat hotel sambil nonton channels yang tak selesai mempamer masalah rumahtangga artis tempatan. It's like our Melodi, but with MHI regularity.

Berjalan malam di streets of Jakarta City. Singgah makan dan berdinner dengan cousins Gita (dia belanja, so sweet!). Indonesian lain praktis agamanya, Gita Katolik tapi cousins dia Islam. Jadi I terconfuse sekejap bila sembang, then after few topics baru teradjust secara natural. Malu tau kbye.

Esoknya pergi Grand Indo untuk mangan dan shopping! Jumpa kawan-kawan Liana dari JIS (Jakarta International School). Sangat happening diorang nih, havoc satu restoran dengar gebangan table kitorang.

Selain Grand Indo, jangan dilupa untuk singgah ke Mangga Dua IT dan borong DVDs. Serta baju kebaya! Ini hasil shopping kami sehari. Siap cuba try test betul tak size seluar yang dibelikan.

Apakah nafsu yang membuak-buak ini waktu melihat gambar di atas?! Oh nafsu yang bakal membawa saya ke Jakarta lagi minggu minggu depan.

Sari Ratu courtesy of Liana's vogue mommy! Okay baguslah lapar-lapar tengok gambar nih. Bagus sangat.

Hard Rock Cafe tidak dilupa. Beli souvenirs!

Berakhirlah Jakarta Sweet Escape kami yang lebih dari sekadar memori. Marilah tidur melunjur dalam plane pulang ke tanah Malaya.

Entri ini untuk perempuan.

2011-10-14T11:24:00.000+08:00

Pernah anda terbayangkalau kawan baik anda buka laci seluar dalam anda, apakah reaksi merekaterhadap pemandangan yang mereka bakal discover?Atau mungkinkah memang selamaini laci seluar dalam anda merupakan restricted area terhadap sesiapa pun(kalau benar, apakah mungkin sebabnya)? Lihat possible reaction seperti dalamvideo ini .

Hihihihihihihihihihihimungkinhihihihihisebabhihihihihandahihihihipunyahihihihihipantieshihihihihtakhihihihihihsemegahhihihihihihihi.

Source: Google.

Macam mana nakmaintain your panties to look nice and clean sentiasa seperti baru beli? Palingpenting sekali, hygienic to be worn?

The idea is to lineit with a pantyliner. Itulah function utama pantyliner and that is exactly whyyou should never forget to wear it, girls!

Brand yang makindiminati ramai perempuan (lebih-lebih lagi saya dan Club 10), Libresse,menawarkan produk pantyliner yang ekslusif. Ekslusif? How can pantyliner beexclusive?! Bila ia didesign khas untuk mengikut curve anggota badan terlibat!Selalukan pantyliner setepek straight aje, but not Libresse.

For more of theirproduct info and updates, like their Facebook Page. While you’re at it do check outthe contests yang sedang hangat berlansung, sebab hadiah ditawarkan memangseriously every girl’s dream. Dua contests itu adalah…

Go Quiz Crazy whereyou answer questions based on the video and Libresse itself.

And What’s in YourDrawer where you choose the prize you want and kumpul dan kerah your friends tovote!!!

Hadiahnya… like Isaid, every girls’ dream.

How to enter?

Hanya beli productpantyliner Libresse like any of these two yang I ada nih either Slim Unscentedand Super Slim Unscented. Both very very comfy to be wornall day.

Like their Facebook page! And join these two easy contests.

Quiz Crazy tips: Payattention to the video for clues.

What’s In Your Drawer tips: Be nice to your friends,comment their pic, like their status, AND YOU MIGHT GET THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU.HAHAHA.

Goodluck girls!

Saya Nak Cipta Sukan Baru

2011-10-12T10:18:00.000+08:00

Dulu kalau main FifaStreet dengan the boys ada yang sampai menjerit-jerit/ibu jari menggelembungair sebab tekanan/bergaduh tak bertegur selama 7minit/baling controller kalaukalah. Passion itu penting. Balas dendam itu wajib. Tak mengira darah daging.

Fifa Street hanyalahsalah satu antara games yang kitorang beria benar compete each other isk isk.Cubalah compete dalam pelajaran ke… siapa paling banyak basuh cawan dan suduke… siapa tolong paling ramai orang tua lintas jalan ke…

Tapi Fifa Streetsumpah smart, memang bila main terus rasa kita boleh buat semua moves tuh masamain bola/futsal nanti. Kehkehkeh poyo. Dengan location setting dia yang macamkat kawasan setinggan Rio de Janeiro mana tah. Those were the days… I miss youboys, leave your boarding schools and come home L

Jadi it’s onlynatural yang game itulah game pertama popped out dalam minda bila disuruhdesign game/rewrite rules for existing game untuk pertandingan Milo Cans Next Games kat Facebook.

Iguess I’m not alone. Even the Milo people thought of it and buat jadi promovideo diorang LOL. Watch it, FOOT DUNK SO AWESOME!

You think you dah ada idea nak buat game apa? Nak tengok game yang you design come to live dan dimainkan ramai orang? Like Milo Cans Next Games sekarang! Wah, kalau your game gempak dan terpilih, bolehlah kita share RM10,000 itu kannn hewhewhew. Hei! I yang bagitau you pasal pertandingan nih!!!

Take up the challenge guys. Left: Tablet to be won eachweek even kalau tak menang hadiah utama. Whatchu waiting for?

Nak tunggu kalahdekat Azni bin Ahmad Hasbullah nih? He sent so many really good entries, unikdan mengujakan.

Dah ada idea? I puntengah cari ideas. Nak kena go down memory lane, ingat balik game-game yangpernah dicipta masa zaman kanak-kanak dulu. Memang banyak game, tapi tak tahusesuai untuk di mainkan orang awam atau tidak. Waktu kami adik-beradikmembesar, sering pindah-randah. Jadi setiap kali dapat rumah baru, haruslahdicucikan? Masa cuci rumah kami semua adakan game punggung siapa paling laju.Caranya, tuang sabun dan air banyak-banyak dilantai marble. Londehkan seluarsedikit agar punggung bersentuhan dengan lantai, duduk mengadap dinding dantendang!!! Siapa sampai jarak paling jauh dari dinding tadi, dia yang menang.Rindunya! Hahahaha sesuai tak nak submit? KAHKAHKAH.

Submit jugakkk takkira tak kira. Nama game Bottom Battle hewhewhew.

Saya percaya ideaanda lagi boleh dipakai. Boleh dikarang dalam Eng atau BM (max 40perkataan). Jadigoodluck creative people! Click now.

Original Collagen Dust

2011-10-06T13:48:00.002+08:00

Hello!

I am still replying your emails regarding Collagen Dust (Toujours Skin). Sorry for the delay.

I've received info that its been sold elsewhere in the online world (forums/spam/fake website), please do not trust these sources, we're afraid the content is not original pastu korang bising tak berkesan. ATAU, korang dah bank in duit tapi si penipu tak hantar product.

Jadi, hanya berurusan dengan keknis@yahoo.com & shinarostam@yahoo.com sahaja. Selain daripada contact di atas, kami tak bertanggungjawab kalau anda terbeli COLLAGEN DUST FAKE/ TERBANK IN DUIT KEPADA ORANG YANG SALAH!

Follow Collagn Dust on Twitter : @CollagenDust :) Have a nice day y'all.

Kepentingan Bestfriend

2011-09-29T20:39:00.001+08:00

Apakah kepentinganbestfriend dalam hidup anda?

Saya pernah tahu/kenal orang yangclaimed mereka tiada bestfriend. Setiap kali berhadapan dengan orang sebeginipasti dalam kepala saya bermain-main, siapa dia share stories with? Siapa nakbuat benda bodoh bersama dia dan gelak tentangnya beberapa tahun kemudian?Kalau berdepan dengan masalah, siapa tolong ambil kertas dan tulis ‘pros’sebelah kanan, lukis garisan tengah, dan tulis ‘cons’ sebelah kiri lalusama-sama list outkan isi pertimbangan?

Banyaknya kepentingan bestfrienddalam hidup saya. Saya ada beberapa sets of BFFs dalam hidup ini yangbetul-betul rapat dan kongsi banyak hal luar dalam. Kenapa sampai few sets?Sebab as life goes on, saya discover orang-orang berbeza yang layak sayapanggil bestfriend :’) Jadi apakah kepentingan mereka? Dove Chocolate kali inimembawakan kepentingan bestfriend dalam hidup seorang perempuan.

Temankan ke mana jua hati desire.

Perempuan selalu pergi toiletsama-sama kan? Ini bermakna, kalau semua tempat dalam dunia nih boleh bawakbestfriend dia, mesti dia nak bawak. Orang tua selalu pesan, perempuan pergi mana-mana mesti berteman.Inilah kepentingan bestfriend, jadi gunakan bestfriend anda sebaik mungkin.Seperti saya pergi JB untuk buat write-up Iskandar Malaysia tempoh hari, ajakEkin teman tidur kat hotel, kalau tak dah seram sensorang dalam kepalaterbayang apa tenggelam timbul dalam bath tub berisi air merah (lebih-lebih).

Seram.

Lebih seram. Eh tak tak, gurau je gurau. Ekin jangan sesali berkawan denganku T_T

Cari solution semua permasalahan.

Kalau hati gundah-gulana akibatmasalah yang takleh diselesaikan sendiri, mesti tuju ke bestfriend. Walhal, mostof the time diorang memang takkan boleh solvekan pun. Idea bukan boleh pakaisangat, 2x5 je dengan idea yang dah dipikirkan sendiri tadi. Tapi ringan terasabebannya apabila bestfriend sudi dengar dan respon terhadap problem kita. Takpayah call Wanita Hari Ini nak cerita.

Sambil nak carisolusi, sambil melantak Dove Chocolate. Ekin… kalau kau ingat lagi luahan hatikutempoh hari, please lupakan, malu I bila terkenang balik warghahahahaha T_T

Kongsi minat yang sama.

Okay kenapa ayat macam TVpendidikan sekarang? KONGSI MINAT YANG SAMA?! Kahkahkah.

You know what I mean, shareinterest atau discover new ones pastu fan girl mode ON. Sekarang my CLUB 10(set of BFFs in UiTM Johor), tengah gilakan We Got Married, City Hunter &Running Men.

Kongsi minat yang sama... Dove Chocolate yums!

Kongsi minat yang sama... Dennis Oh yums eh? Haipppp!

Kongsi pengetahuan dan pendapat.

Kahkahkah saja nak teruskan ayatTV pendidikan dah alang-alang guna kat atas tadi. Pengetahun dalam konteks inibukan sahaja ilmu yang diterima dari sesi kuliah/pembelajaran, malah ilmu-ilmudari magazines dan petua nenek moyang a.k.a beauty tips! Even dalam belog inipun kalau ada yang I konon-konon bagi petua, banyak juga yang dicilok darirakan taulan *peace tepi pipi*.

Banyak betul ya kegunaanbestfriend, rugi kalau tak sedar dari sekarang dan make full use out of themLOLOLOL *menari perut ke depan*

Petua untuk pemuda.

Benci orang yang sama.

Bestfriend kena sehati sejiwa.Kalau ada sesiapa yang buat onar kepada kita, dia wajib take side (which is ourside of course, hewhewhew).

Cerminkan kita.

Macam entri Cermin Bestfriendyang saya pernah tulis, bestfriendlah orang yang bertanggungjawab sedarkanbenda yang kita ignorant terhadapnya selama ini. Mungkin orang lain takkantegur kita mulut busuk / kunyah makanan bising / pakai tudung rambut bersepahnak keluar anak tudung / taik mata lupa bersihkan / mascara sememeh , tapi bagiseorang bestfriend, itulah kerja dia. Dia yang akan tegur dan beri kritikanmembina untuk kita terus melangkah ke depan selari dengan arus globalisasi.

Cermini diri

Banyakkan kepentinganbestfriend? I love em all, you guys know who you are!

Terima kasihbestfriendku! Cari bestfriend anda dan peluk dia sekarang /belikan DoveChocolate untuknya/ kedua-dua pilihan sekaligus. Hewhewhew get ready Hanis,bestfriends kau semua akan tuntut Dove Chocolate lepas baca ni *pecahkantabung*.

6 Things To Consider Before Publishing Your Love Life Online

2011-09-22T20:34:00.005+08:00

In response to the Google keyword search 'Hanis Zalikha boyfriend' that has knocked on my door countless times, I bring to you... 6 Things To Consider Before Publishing Your Love Life Online.

Take this: You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You love him/her with all your heart, you jump I jump my heart will go on. Next thing you know, you're itching to tell the (online) world how deep/high your love is because obviously sea mountain all sure cannot challenge. So... Should you? Should I?

STOP RIGHT THERE MISSY!

Your Audience

For this blog, I tahu adik-adik sekolah rendah (hai semua! hai kawan Alisya!) ada yang tegar baca belog ini nak tahu game terkini kat Facebook yang diorang boleh cuba menang LOL. Yang si pembaca cilik sudahlah senang terpengaruh, nanti umur baru setahun sebaya dengan jagung, dah nak ada pakwe/makwe ikut Keknis. Tak molek-molek.

I juga tahu ada lecturer-lecturer (salam 1Malaysia, salam 1UiTM di hatiku *berhemah*) yang ikuti penulisan I, jadi sungguh gelilah jikalau I mahu berjiwang di sini. Tak berwibawa betul nak cerita hari tuh kitew giew Uptown mamam doyan (durian dalam bahasa takde gigi) dengan diew hewhewhew nafas diew bau doyan lew pastuew, kitew pon samew jew, maluewww hikhikhik.

So think, who is your audience/reader/follower/FB friend? Is that really what you want to expose to them? My future boss might be reading this too... (HELLO FUTURE BOSS!)

Privacy Issue

For me, there are things that I'd like to keep private because as a lifestyle blogger (who exposes almost everything; work, study, family), I do need my space. And my partner does need his space as well.

My bestfriends (read: bestfriends, not just one) always come to me "Weh aku rimas orang yang aku jumpa tanya-tanya pasal kau sebab tahu kita bestfriend -_-". Jadi kini saya lebih memahami akan situasi. Takpelah, price yang I have to pay for being a blogger tak patut diburdenkan kepada orang tercinta dalam hidupku (Hamis ko takyahlah nak feeling public figure kat sini).

Saya juga aware situasi di mana haters, kalau tak dapat goyangkan dia punya target, dia akan shift kepada the partner. Jadi kalau orang benci/menyampah/meluat/geram/tak puas hati dengan saya, nanti partner saya ke yang kena tanggung bashing? Oh tak boleh lagu tu, tak boleh...

So I choose to keep my love life private.

Public Rating

Most of us have the tendency to judge/rate/compare someone's partner. I am not willing to let my other half go through that. Physical/economical/mental semua nak komen (mulut orang, takleh nak tahan jadi lebih baik avoid awal-awal). I pun taknak kena "Eh Hanis tak deserve him at all, just look at her".

Worse, I've seen some cases di mana sang public figure tukar-tukar boyfriend dan orang compare current boyfriend/husband with previous boyfriend. Tak ke stress?

Kalau you tegar, or ada your own agendas (as relationship guru ke apa), it is up to you though.

Trash Can

No one wants to go separate ways in bitterness, but can you foresee the future? Kalau tertempek muka sang kekasih dalam entri terdahulu, bila tak berhasil antara anda berdua, ha kan dah kena buang one good entry. Kalau banyak penulisan anda ada include dia? Ha kan dah kena buang few good entries.

Rugi... rugi...

Lagi drastik bila terpaksa tukar blog address/banner/host terus.

Over feeling

Toleransi orang terhadap material jiwang berlainan. Ada yang suka nak baca, ada yang rasa nak pelangkung. Anda ada kan kawan di Facebook yang suka canang-canang pasangan dia, aktiviti mereka bersama, ekpresi cinta di hati, setiap 5minit? Ha anda suka? Kalau anda suka baguslah, anda memang penyayang.

Jadi saya nak elak benda tuh lebih baik jangan mulakan. Mana kita tahu kan, kot-kot dah angau takleh kawal. Nanti tulis pun macam bagus, pakwe I paling best/sweet/romantik/hot/berasap. Jenuh korang nak mengadap.

Takpelah, biar kami angau berdua sahaja. Last time I checked, love is between two people.

Special Place

Begini. I buat belog dari I umur 18tahun. Imagine kalau dari waktu I start belog, setiap kali tukar pasangan, I tulis kat belog ini. Wah! Meriah uols!

Takleh jadi... takleh jadi... Macam dah takde apa yang istimewa. Jadi apakata siapa yang menang (best man wins gitueww) je, boleh difeaturekan. Nama dia : Hasben.

Beauty Must-Have

2011-09-20T10:04:00.006+08:00

I am finally revealing about Collagen Dust, the product I swear by. To be honest, dah lama sangat pakai this amazing find--both me and my mom. We got to know about it sebab my mom's friend is the supplier yang bawa the product from France. Baru tahu rahsia datin-datin dan selebriti nampak cantik! Amboi amboi amboi korang tak cerita pun kat Cit Cat Azwan yer! Nak cantik sensorang jer, nyampahzzz.

Now Collagen Dust is in my handbag all the time. I sprinkle em in my food & drinks. Even letak sikit dalam mosturizer siap, mengharapkan ia penetrate dalam kulit hewhewhew. It's basically collagen in powder form, as the

name suggests. Selalu kan ada yoghurt drink o

r kopi yang claim "added collagen" walhal seciput cukup syarat je letak. Dengan Collagen Dust, saya tahu dan kawal berapa banyak saya consume *nada jurucakap product tak berbayar*.

Collagen Dust diperbuat daripada sisik dan tulang ikan. Benefits yang tertulis belakang botol antaranya: Create glowing and radiant complexion, improve hair, improve nails & connective tissues, fat reduction, replace elasticity of skin, etc.

My mom suruh add, siapa sakit tulang patut try this product sebab dia sendiri dulu sakit tulang, KINI TIDAK LAGI!

Faces of satisfied user. Tak mainlah inject-inject, telan terus.
(KEKNA JE MALAS PAKAI, PASTU BISING KULIT TAK CANTIK, BUAT HAL).

My mom offers siapa yang nak order dengan dia suruh email kat keknis@yahoo.com . Guna email I nak suruh I yang monitor and reply lettew. Amboi amboi amboi.

Precious Present: A Reminder.

2011-09-19T15:40:00.009+08:00

"Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening, the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cents of course? Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning it credits you with 86400 seconds. Every night, it writes off as lost, whatever of these you have failed to invest to a good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposit, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against 'tomorrow'. You must live in the present of today's deposit. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success. The clock is running. Make the most of today."

Saw this on Lyana's BBM display picture, thought I'd share. It happens to us more often than not, where at the end of the day we question ourselves "What have I achieved today? Nothing really". Even so, we continue making the same mistake one day after another, and punish ourselves when time has ran out-- when it's finally the eleventh hour.

Put the best effort in every undertaking of yours (work/exam/family/life/love); appreciate time.

P/S: To fellow UiTM students, fight fight fight!

What grade is your skin?

2011-09-12T22:24:00.006+08:00

Have you ever wondered if your skin, like a school kid, can be graded-- would it be a bright student or the class clown? Out of all 5As in the UPSR, would your skin score straight As and be loved by many? Or would it flunk all the subjects and have low self-confidence?

Apparently, we CAN grade our skin thanks to SK-II skin analysis. Instead of 5As, you should score 5Ds! D for dimension! But which dimension are we looking at? They are…

1. Firmness Power: To grade your skin’s elasticity.
2. Texture Refinement: To grade the texture of your skin.
3. Wrinkle Resilience: To grade your skin’s suppleness (resistant to wrinkle formation).
4. Radiance Enhancement: To grade the skin glow that all women desire to have.
5. Spot Control: To grade your skin tone (even/uneven).

Last weekend I (finally) had the chance to visit one of SK-II counters and experience the skin analysis & consultation myself. Brought along my girls because what would a beauty-counter-visit be, without them!

Athina, Melle & Kekna. Kekna was so happy to tag along as her Big Day is fast-approaching! Gotta prep the skin for once in a lifetime event ;)

Basically, you can just do a walk-in as the SK-II ladies are always ready to help you. You would need to fill in a form so they can key in your data. This way, your result can be compared on your next visit (to see the difference after using SK-II products).

This is my result. I scored 3Ds. From this result, I know I need to pay close attention on Radiance Enhancement (only 29%) and Firmness Power (51%)! I guess, more tuition for my skin! LOL.

During the whole process, SK-II ladies will guide you how to use the product better to get the best result. One of which is to use cotton pad for most liquid products. Using toner; you have to rub, and for Facial Treatment Essence, you have to dab. Apart from that, I was told that my skin is too exposed to the sun (no surprise there, thanks to endless walking to class), so I need to control my melanin production by wearing layers of sunblock and umbrella with UV coating (the gray one, LOLOLOL). Tips: When you’re at the counter, it’s your chance to ask as many questions regarding your skin/facial regime because the SK-II ladies are really keen in helping you out. If you noticed, there’s Melle’s intense consultation session with one of the ladies in the picture, hahaha she really makes the most out of it.

For that day, not only we get to try the products they offer, we were lucky enough to bring home with us, a 7-day SK-II Pitera™ Miracle Kit, which includes Facial Treatment Gentle Cleanser, Facial Treatment Clear Lotion, Facial Treatment Essence (Miracle Water) and a piece of Facial Treatment Mask. Happy! My girls are happy! My skin is happy; it’ll be receiving the much needed tuition to score 5Ds in skin exam!

Oh! I’d like to share with you some of SK-II facts I learned during my visit there.

1. 92% agreed that Facial Treatment Essence (Miracle Water) works well with their normal skin regime.
2. 80% loyal users agreed that Facial Treatment Essence (Miracle Water) is their best skin care investment.
3. 88% of women who tried Facial Treatment Essence (Miracle Water) agreed that it makes skin looks brighter.

Kekna told me that her skin tone is lighter and smoother (as if I can’t see it myself -_-), how much she loved the product and that Boiri should consider it as one of the hantaran set. I am already in love with it; I won’t wait for a hantaran set (not that it’s coming anytime soon T_T) to own the whole range. It makes my skin so supple and glowing :’) Just dab dab dab and I’m ready to face the world—bare faced. Speaking of which, have you made your pledge? I have and you should too (!) so you would stand a chance to win SK-II products! Oh and check me out at their website, hewhewhew.

I like how light it feels on my skin; the cleanser, the toner, the Miracle Water(!). Waited long to try on the mask (not in picture sorry lupa)! So precious! I saved it and used one day before Raya, a girl gotta look good on Raya morning y’know.

Check out this page to visit the nearest SK-II counter and get your skin graded, eh I mean analysed. Know the best investment towards healthy skin.

Mmmmm healthy skin... mmmmmm. Click!

The Things Women Discuss About Their Man

2011-09-11T11:26:00.008+08:00

Or other people’s man. I realized when a bunch of ladies sit together, they can’t help but to talk about the significant things their spouse did, or some amazing traits they see in their or someone else’s partner. Seronok untuk kongsi apa yang kita lihat (di pasangan orang lain) dan apa yang kita sendiri alami (dari pasangan kita) dengan kawan-kawan rapat. Seolah-olah kami berkata “Baik, let’s put all the notable qualities on the table and scrutinize em one by one”, LOL.

Sounds familiar ladies? We’ve all had this and we’ll be having it again on our next meal together :P Men, are you itching to know what we discuss about you? Here’s a fun list I’ve compiled together with my girlfriends. The Things Women Discuss about Their (And Someone Else’s) Man.

“He is beyond romantic!”
Bab-bab romantik nih, mesti nak/taknak terpacul juga jadi topic perbincangan. Semua perempuan nak lelaki romantic jadi tak hairanlah benda tuh yang diangkat-angkat. Benda kecil macam SMS setiap pagi pun boleh jadi kebanggaan, just because tak semua lelaki buat. Ataupun surprises yang kawan kita dapat dari pasangan dia, mesti kita cerita kat orang lain. Sebab kita happy wujud lagi lelaki camtu. Even pakwe hantar kad raya untuk diri ini dan family pun nak gebang.

“My ex supervisorkan, suami dia loving sangat. Isteri dia bila penat balik dari kerja straight terus tidur, bila bangun pagi tengok kaki dah dipakaikan stoking”

“He is always willing”
Next is bercakap pasal tolerance level. Lagi high tolerance level seseorang lelaki, lagi untung pasangannya dari pandangan kami.

"Syida tuh kan suka try- try makanan. Pakwe dia layankan aje walaupun terpaksa bersesat-sesat cari jalan pergi tempat tuh”.

“Kalau shopping dia tak tunggu kat luar macam tunggul, tapi dia siap pilihkan sekali. Pilih warna, corak, then tunggu luar fitting room nak bagi komen kat I”.

“I tengok, Paan tuh tak kisah pun bini dia makin naik berat badan. Lagi sayang adalah. Bertuah badan”.

Islamic Deeds
Islamic deeds like how? Benda-benda simple yang mengingatkan kita nak dekat diri kepada Allah. Pasangan wanita bangga kalau sang lelaki ada ciri-ciri lelaki yang mampu memimpin. Walaupun mungkin takdelah sampai layak masuk imam muda, just ada hint keimanan pun dah cukup sejuk hati.

“Sekali-sekala keluar kena pakai tudung. Dia kata I cantik pakai tudung and it’s a good practice”

“Kitorang tengah puasa enam sama-sama!”

“Boyfriend Qila gempak, dia hafal Yassin.”

“He does this and that to impress my parents”
Why is this a topic of discussion? Because efforts should never go unnoticed!

“Hari tuh kitorang pergi open house Aini, boyfriend dia yang duk sibuk bakar ayam. Semua orang bergaya sambut tetamu, dia dengan t-shirt pagoda pakai seluar baju Melayu sibuk bakar ayam”.

“He calls my mom on her birthday”

Sounds simple? But we gush over that, guys!

“He did not just buy you that!”
Most of the time of course kita bangga ada orang nak spend so much money on us. Tapi ini selalu dibuka untuk discussion bila ada orang tanya atau tegur.

“Cantiklah kasut flats nih” “Cantikkan? Imran yang belikan hari tuh, dia tak tahan tengok I jalan gonjeng dah 2jam pakai high heels”.

“Azlan ni jenis yang kalau bab makan takpe nak spend lebih”.

“Boiri tiba-tiba je beli Sony Bravia untuk rumah kitorang. Dia kata tak best nak main PS3 dengan budak-budak kalau guna Samsung tuh. Untung Kekna dapat lelaki pemurah”.

Jealousy Level
Ini comel. Kitorang suka discuss your jealousy level. Jealousy shows that you’re afraid to lose someone. So bila boyfriend/suami siapa-siapa antara kita berasa cemburu (yang berpada-pada saja ya), mesti kitorang rasa alololo so sweet.

“Leya kalau nak keluar mana-mana yang ada lelaki, mesti suami dia nak ikut. Hahaha”.

“Faizal sanggup datang sini ambil I, daripada biar I tumpang Jenal”.

Gentleman Quality
Hewhewhew ini mesti ada. Gentleman qualities masih bernilai di abad serba canggih ini. Small gestures yang menunjukkan seseorang lelaki itu gentleman masih jadi intipati perbualan wanita-wanita yang duduk bergebang bersama.

“Your boyfriend is really nice, tak sangka dia nak keluar pagar rumah dia just to greet us”.

“Laki dia mana bagi dia buat kerja berat-berat”.

“Aku tak pernah nampak Mat tinggi suara or berdengus dekat makwe dia. Kalau cakap lembut je, berhemah je.”

“Him? House chores?”
Kitorang tak bincang pasal korang main bola petang-petang. Kitorang tak bincang pasal korang gi gym nak badan gedang. Kitorang suka bincang kalau korang jenis yang bila kat rumah ringan tulang.

“Petang-petang camni si Hadi tuh sibuklah membakar sampah kat depan rumah dia”.

“Faiz tuh kan rajin masak untuk girlfriend dia. Hari tuh aku baru try dia masak ayam merah, dah macam pompuan yang masak aku rasa”.

“Suami si Nur tuh pantang tengok rumah sepah sikit, mula angkat penyapu. Bukan nak pukul orang yang sepahkanlah. Nak sapu lantai lah”.

Young moneyh!
Memang kerja engineer/pilot/manager tuh gempak. Tapi yang dapat attention kitorang ialah, what you do besides that- your side income. Whether you can sustain dalam economy yang tak menentu with your money-making talent. Knowing that you can provide security to your lady gets our credit.

“Kalau petang tuh takde class, dia pergilah jenguk ternakan lintah dia. Untung bini dia dapat suami lecturer yang tak boleh duduk diam”.

“Suami dia pegawai kerajaan, tapi kan diorang duk jual beli properties. Ada yang diorang beli and sewakan”.

Itu saja setakat ini. Para wanita, ada nak tambah? :P

Unlocking an LV handbag

2011-09-07T14:50:00.007+08:00

My brand of toothpaste is here with another contest, ladies and gents. Darlie All Shiny White that is.

This is one of the easiest contests so far, especially if you’re like me, a loyal user of the Darlie All Shiny White. If you feel like pampering yourself with gifts, this could be the right move for you. As for me, my birthday is coming up *eyebrows up and down movement*, so lemme give it a shot. Maybe with it, I don’t have to spend so much money on my own birthday gift this time around hewhewhew (if you’re an avid reader, you would know I do that every year; shower self with gifts). 2011 terasa so fast-paced kan? Like, tup tup tup tup ha, another October to be celebrated! Because life been hectic hence rasa masa berjalan too cepat, I wanna find a little gift yang will pamper me, bagi I relaxation sikit.

For your own gifts, it's up to you nak choose apa, afterall it's the LV handbag that got you clicking this entry :P

Okay back to the contest. Now imma teach you how to unlock your gifts! Teach? More like upload the image of 4 simple instructions.

You can choose to unlock maximum of 3 gifts. After a certain number of people have unlocked it, you will stand chance to win :) Easy peasy.

I’ve set my eyes on these gifts…

Hmmm relaxation hmmm. Something to keep my mind off things. A worthy me-time moment, definitely the perfect pre-birthday gift.

Hmmm tummy satisfaction hmmm.

Hewhewhew but that's just me. You might like these...

Up to you, baby! Log on to All Shiny White now and unlock your gifts! Just try your luck, you’ll never know. If you’re new to Darlie All Shine White, may I recommend to you the one I’ve been using all this time, Darlie ASW Lime Mint. Freshest of the range, absolutely love the sensation it gives after every brush.

Selamat Hari Raya!

2011-09-02T20:51:00.003+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin buat pembaca di rumah, dalam negara dan luar negara (amboi over). Minta maaf kerana sekali lagi ini merupakan short update sebelum saya dan rakan taulan berangkat ke negara jiran (apakah matlamat kami berholiday time Raya sebenarnya T_T). Nanti saya pulang insyaAllah saya update molek-molek.

Sebelum itu haruslah saya berpesan, makan in moderation please. Jangan buruk lantak dengan alasan sekali setahun (amboi over, selama nih dia sendiri). Okay I pun dah sedar diri. I dah tak buruk lantak sejak slim bulan Ramadhan tempoh lalu (sempat selitkan). Terima kasih kerana membaca.

Sekilas update tentang persiapan Raya.

2011-08-28T23:05:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Semasa menaip ini, saya baru lepas terbalikkan biskut cornflakes atas dulang supaya ia sejuk dan rangup. Dari selepas Asar tadi saya duduk menggentel kuih-kuih last minute ini semua demi rakan tercinta yang sudah bertanyakan perihal kuih mereka. Ini semua salah segelintir pelanggan emak yang tidak make up their mind nak order, so takde dalam record kami, then bila dah dekat Raya gelabah takde kuih dalam kabinet masing-masing, terus bank in duit dan ngaku dah order. WAH WAH WAH. Habis terkorban orders dari kawan-kawan saya (sebab diorang rapat dan baik hati, so bolehlah kata kuih dah habis minta maaf zahir batin). Even Liana Khairul yang order dari Melbourne nak suruh mak dia postkan, terpaksa saya BBM pagi tadi OMG BABE KUIH I DAH HABIS! I SENDIRI TAKDE KUIH! Sorry babe, I know you're reading this, nanti ada masa I fly Oz gi jumpa you (berlagak seperti belakang rumah ada pokok duit).

Tengahari tadi dahlah kena buat Raya task paling bosan dalam dunia iaitu menggoreng kacang. Lepas goreng of courselah kena buat Raya task kedua terbosan dalam dunia iaitu mengupas kulit kacang guna napkin bayi. Waktu sibuk di belakang tiup-tiup kulit kacang, Aunty Asma jiran yang pemurah selalu bagi pinjamkan cocoa powder bila dah habis, datang menjengguk I yang sedang sibuk role-playing bibik. Pastu Aunty Asma kata setiap tahun dia beli yang dah readymade, kacang tanah tanpa kulit, 1kg RM7.oo jer. MAMA SILA BERI UPAH SAYA 1KG RM7.00 SEKARANG.

Alahai panasnya tak buka kipas sebab Daddy tengah sibuk cat dinding. Sambil Mama tengah bakar kek. Berlatarbelakangkan lagu Black Dog Bone, suasana Raya kian terasa. Adik-beradik saya mana, anda bertanya? Pastilah sedang RAYA SHOPPING DEKAT ONE UTAMA TANPA SAYA SEBAB TADI SEMUA PERGI BUKA PUASA KAT SEOUL GARDEN TAPI SAYA TAK PERGI SEBAB TUA PENING KEPALA BERPINAR PANDANGAN. Tapi saya dah okay, tak pening lagi. Lepas kenyang Mama bungkuskan lamb chop dalam handbag dia untuk saya. Eh.

Sahur List

2011-08-24T13:11:00.005+08:00

Mula-mula buat list juadah berbuka puasa yang boleh menang karangan esei terpanjang dan terpadat, lepas tuh rasa macam ish buat malu muslimin muslimat je kalau orang tengok oh inilah agenda utama puasa, tahu nak buka grand ajer. Jadi kita tukar, kita buat list sahur terbaik setiap Ramadhan. Molek sikit rupanya, konon bijak ber-ala kadar. Padahal.

Saya dibesarkan dalam keluarga yang meriahkan sahur. Memang pumpampumpam bingitnya waktu pukul 4.40pagi di hari-hari Ramadhan. Pumpampumpam tuh bunyi sudip & kuali… oh dan juga bunyi ketuk pintu bilik budak-budak laki tuh T_T

Sahur is good you know. I tak paham orang yang puasa tapi tak sahur. Do you know sahur is afdal? And if you tak sahur, your body akan ingat you tengah kebuluran, so dia akan store fat sebab dia taknak you mati dalam waktu terdekat. Pernah dengar orang berat badan naik waktu Ramadhan? That is the why. So takyah nak berlagak yang korang terel sebab tahan berpuasa tanpa bersahur, nanti waktu raya kita tengok siapa yang dagu berlapis dalam portrait keluarga.

Kadang-kadang terlambat bangun, sahurkan juga. Walaupun sekadar panaskan lebihan juadah buka. Tapi kalau bangun awal? Apakah yang dilantak???

1. Masakan tumis-tumis!

Selalu panggil lauk ‘tumis-tumis bodoh’ jer, sebab tak banyak guna bahan. Tapi dalam pada tak banyak bahan tu lah, kesedapannya kau akan ingat sampai Asar. Contoh tumis-tumis bodoh include : Sambal sardin, sayur kangkung, nasi goreng, ikan bilis cili padi, ikan masin, telur goreng, pedal tumis dan sebagainya.

2. Juadah Barat.

Memang poser panggil juadah Barat. Rupanya makan cereal atau roti butterscotch dengan segelas susu segar je pon. Amazingly, makanan simple macam ni can last you through the day, without any drama di waktu-waktu azan Zohor. Contoh drama: Melengkung atas katil posisi zuriat dalam rahim.

3. Lauk terbangun extra awal.

Kalau emak bangun terawal beberapa minit, untunglah seisi rumah. Lauk meletop. Contoh lauk of course sambal paru, bawal sweet and sour, sambal udang petai, ayam masak lemak cili dan sebagainya. Jadi esok pergi sabotaj alarm clock your mom supaya awal 2jam k? TAPI GAMBAR SAMBAL PARU INI I YANG MASAK TAU. KREDIT: KEKNIS.

4. Menisan (manisan, tapi sebut macam cik adik menisss).

Tak lengkap Sahur jika tiada menisan. Of course kan, ia provide energy throughout the day. Selalu sahur akan diakhiri dengan kurma, cokelat, atau buah-buahan menisss. Dove Chocolate dan *bisik dengan bau nafas orang puasa* Yusuffff Taiyoooob untuk kami!

5. Sky juice.
Last but NOT LEAST. In fact, most important of em all adalah air hujan. Eh bukan, sky juice ialah air masak. Minum banyak-banyak k waktu dah imsak tuh teguk lagi teguk teguk. Nanti dehydrated kesian.

Beria curik gambar kat Deviant Art.

Presenting #Hanisraya second batch!

2011-08-23T19:40:00.004+08:00

Ladies (and that lovely gentleman buying for his lady), thank you for your support on the previous batch of #Hanisraya clothes. The bidding is still ON and will be closed at the next imsak (5.45am, 24th Aug '11). Don't wanna rush you or anything BUT OMG SIAPA LAMBAT BYEBYE BAJU CANTIK, SEE YOU ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY.

If you have not set your eyes on any of the pieces in previous batch, I bring to youuu, another 10 pieces up for grab! This time around: fixed price, no bidding, and first come first serve basis(!) as we aim for it to be on your doorstep before pengumuman-esok-raya is made (hopefully!). Feast your eyes and soul, girls. Remember, first come first serve basis, siapa lambat BYEBYE BAJU CANTIK SEE YOU ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY. Kbye.

Name: Genah
Price: RM120. SOLD OUT.

Name: Maxii
Price: RM150.
Personal message: Tunjuk ketiak is optional. A really sweet baju.

Name: Perad
Price: RM80

Name: Pestel Biber
Price: RM120. SOLD OUT.

Name: Pippa
Price: RM130.

Name: Pipel
RM80

Name: Greide
Price: RM150

Name: Jambuu
Price: RM250

Name: Lesi
Price: RM120

Name: Lebiu
Price: RM280
Colour available: Turqoise (Pink above sold out)

Okay, email me and use the clothes name as subject k. Keknis will wait you at keknis@yahoo.com .

Personal pick for #Hanisraya clothes!

2011-08-23T12:40:00.000+08:00

Ladies, finally it's here. Sorry it took forever as I was so occupied with my studies and work but but ha kan dah ada sekarang! Semua free size, jadi sila judge dari gambar whether it'll fit you :) My size is 34-25-36 with 170cm height.

Every piece hanyalah yang good quality sahaja. Postage fee included, fret not. Price stated is the start up price for bidding. Get higher chance to own the piece with higher bid.

Email at keknis@yahoo.com with the clothes name as the subject. Comel kan email kitew?!

Name: Sill
Bid price:RM120

Name: Suri
Bid price: RM250
Colours available: Purple & Turqoise
Personal message: Ini tidak labuh untuk ketinggian seperti saya. Hanya sampai buku lali. Lebih sesuai bagi yang 160-165cm.

Name: Sebet
Bid price: RM150
Personal message: Ini hanya sampai slightly above my ankle (suitable for 155cm-160cm). It's pretty, like a jubah for the hijabster.

Name: Rech
Bid price: RM120

Name: Raden
Bid price: RM180
Personal message: Serius cantik sebab neckline dia macam stewardess punya uniform alololo. Suitable for 160-164cm of height.

Name: Gegel
Bid price: RM80
Personal message: Wear this and look younger, I swear.

Name: Flowi
Bid price: RM130
Colours available: Brown (above), Purple, Orange, Red & Green.

Name: Biber
Bid price: RM80
Colours available: Red & Green (Yellow above sold out)
Personal message: Kpop betul.

Name: Dessi
Bid price: RM250
Colours available: Brown & Red & Black (Blue above sold out)
Personal message: Ini favorite kot! Cantik sangat sangat! Ada tudung dia included, macam Yuna. Tapi I gedik bajet princess.

Name: Britin
Bid price: RM200
Colours available: Pink, Gray(reserved 2days), Black, Blue.
Personal message: Wore it with jeans and tank top, so comfy and laid-back.

Gorgeous professional make up by Nani Rostam.

Bidding starts now and is ON until further notice, only at keknis@yahoo.com. Bye *berlaga pipi like Datins*

Saga FLX

2011-08-22T09:00:00.000+08:00

Bila bercakap pasal kereta, setiap orang mesti berbeza in terms of features yang dia nilaikan terhadap sesebuah kereta. Kiranya aspek-aspek yang dia pandang penting, mungkin orang lain pandang sebagai separa penting sahaja. Ada yang pandang design kereta sebagai kriteria yang paling utama, manakala yang segelintir lain pula tekankan performance enjin dia dulu. Ada juga yang pandang harga dulu, baru tengok kriteria-kriteria lain. What about you?

Kalau I, I suka tengok apa improvements dia berbanding model yang lama. Even kalau on the road, I suka identify model kereta eh ini Cayenne yang baru, eh tak tak yang lama cuma tukar body kit jer, oh yang ini barulah yang latest yada yada, contohnya.

Jadi sekarang jom tengok yang paling baru sedang hangat disoksek sekalian anak Malaysia, iaitu Proton Saga FLX.

Saga FLX gunakan CVT untuk transmission dia. Mungkin Inspira dah guna CVT dulu, tapi Saga FLX adalah in-house model yang first dari Proton untuk guna teknologi ini. CVT atau Continuously Variable Transmission jadikan gearbox lebih smooth which means lebih save minyak nak dibandingkan dengan gear auto biasa tanpa CVT. Save minyak itu penting, sila ingatkan diri sendiri. Apatah lagi sekarang merata traffic jam, harga minyak pun naik naik naik taknak stop T_T Tambahan lagi, CVT ini diorang letak oil cooler sekali, supaya tak overheat transmission anda.

Lagi satu feature ialah ABS atau Anti-lock Braking System (available dekat Saga FLX Exec sahaja, Standard punya takde). ABS penting kalau nak elakkan skidding, satu sistem yang integrate tayar, stereng dan brake. Ala kan belajar dulu masa Fizik. Dengan ABS, walaupun brake tak ingat dunia, kereta still maintain stable. ABS penting untuk orang macam Meor yang selalu put my life in danger T_T

EBD pun ada iaitu Electronic Brake Force Distribution yang mana akan mengagihkan daya tekanan brek anda kepada semua tayar. Kiranya Saga FLX memang buckled up in terms of safety. Malahan driver dan co-pilot dua-dua ada airbag dah sekarang. Siapa pentingkan safety, this could be the car for you. Nak compare dengan previous Saga, even body shell dia pun lagi kukuh.

Ini pula lebih kepada keselesaan. Ruang dalam kereta, feature-feature yang kecil tapi penting, bonet kereta luas dan tempat simpan benda mengarut. Biasanya perempuan tekankan benda-benda macam ni, dan Saga FLX ada semua itu.

Harga diorang dah keluarkan, kalau berminat this is the price y’all…

Kalau tak puas lagi, sila sila ke http://www.epicsaga.com.my/ .Tak pun pergi test drive terus. I pun nak pergi! Saje.

Now it's RM10,000 up for grabs pula

2011-08-19T09:52:00.000+08:00

Sebagai seorang pelajar yang berdedikasi dan wawasan tinggi, look around your study place apakah yang kita semua ada? A can of Nescafe for our daily dose of caffeine fix (siapa takde memang tak berdedikasi dan wawasan tinggi, bye). Tapi mengapa? Kerana haruslah berjaga malam apabila gunakan lebihan masa eleventh hour demi menyiapkan assignment sebaik mungkin, haruslah bersengkang mata apabila bersungguh membaca buku untuk exam sehingga page glossary dan index.

Kini jangan sia-siakan tin Nescafe anda yang kosong dan bergelimpangan, maka sebelum anda recycle tin-tin tersebut (recycle kewwww?), marilah kita design tin Nescafe dalam usaha merebut RM10,000 + your design featured as limited edition NATIONWIDE!

Seronokkan! Lagi-lagi yang suka design-mendesign macam I. Yang fully-utilise MS Paint di laptop. Tapi anda tak perlu MS Paint atau Adobe Photoshop untuk design tin Nescafe ini. Hanya ke FB Page Nescafe Chillah dan guna tools disediakan.

Ada banyak tema, pilih ikut citarasa anda. Yang mana paling kena dengan konsep design yang anda bayangkan.

Tekan corak yang anda suka, dan drag bentuk yang anda mahukan ke atas kanvas anda. Kalau dah puas hati, tekanlah View AR, untuk tengok design anda dalam 3D! Bersedia dengan tin nescafe anda tauuu.

Biar dia detect logo Nescafe tin anda. Godek-godek depan webcam selagi design tak appear.

Poof! Dah appear! Okay pusing-pusing tin Nescafe untuk tengok design anda dari sudut lain. Now snap and send! Maju… maju…

Still confused? Tengok perempuan nih buat camner. Hebak teknologi… hebak…

Go now, go go Nescafe Chillah !

Don’t waste your creativity, go! RM10,000 awaits you! Good luck! :D